Chapter 53: Advantage is mine!
“Huh?”
Muen froze, as if struck by lightning.
“Brother, what did you say?”
“I said, I’m robbing you of your beauty!”
As if afraid Muen couldn’t hear, the scar-faced man raised his voice again, causing the surrounding leaves to rustle down.
Of course, I know you said you’re robbing beauty, but the problem is…
“I’m a man!”
Muen patted his pectoral muscles, anxious.
“Brother, take a good look. Don’t let my outstanding beauty deceive your eyes. I’m a man!”
“Well, I see that.”
The scar-faced man’s gaze glanced down at Muen’s crotch, then he smirked.
“It’s precisely because you’re a man that I’m robbing your beauty. Otherwise, ask the little girl behind you if I had any thoughts about her body just now?”
“…”
Muen stiffened his neck and turned his head back.
The girl who had just looked fierce moments ago didn’t know what expression to make now. After hesitating for a while, she turned her gaze away, unable to bear the gaze of anticipation from Muen.
Then she nodded silently.
It seemed like these bandits had never really looked at her with lustful eyes.
“…”
Seeing this, Muen felt like something cracked.
Help! There are homosexuals here!
“Hmph, this is probably fate.”
The scar-faced man’s rugged face turned slightly red, his expression melancholic, lost in deep reminiscence.
“Since I became a bandit, I’ve always dreamed of one day meeting a handsome young man who’s brave enough to unleash his true self and show his beauty in the desolate wilderness of the bandit’s road.”
“Best of all, he’s a true pervert.
Unfortunately, there are too few real men in this world who strip away all pretense and embrace their true selves.
I had given up hope.
But unexpectedly, I met you!”
The scar-faced man couldn’t help but have tears in his eyes as he said affectionately.
“To dare to face strangers and fearlessly showcase yourself, that is truly being a pervert!
Therefore, I’m certain, you’re the one I’ve been waiting for all along!”
The scar-faced man reached out his hand, firm and resolute, and said.
“So, come with me! I’ll ride on a rainbow cloud to marry you and make you my bandit queen!”
Muen: “…”
Girl: “…”
Bandit Ding: “Sob, sob, working hard robbing to support the family, yet still chasing dreams. Truly deserving of being the boss, he makes me cry, sob sob…”
“Hmph, seems like he’s just shy.”
Watching Muen completely petrified, the scar-faced man wiped his nose with his finger, looking smug.
“It seems like my charm hasn’t diminished one bit.”
“…”
“I’ll kill you, you mother——”
After a brief silence, Muen suddenly erupted with a fierce expression.
“Impact Step!”
“Go to hell, you damn gay!”
In an instant, Muen closed in, delivering a beautiful uppercut that landed squarely on the scar-faced man’s chin.
After reaching the second stage and gaining Qi, Muen’s physical abilities were already beyond comparison.
Under the force of this punch, the scar-faced man, who was several times larger than Muen, was sent flying for over ten meters, even crashing through several tree trunks the size of bowls before coming to a stop.
“Huh? That’s strong?”
Muen was also somewhat startled by the sudden surge in his strength, but he immediately adopted a smug expression, hands on hips.
“Now you know how powerful I am, you damn gay. Daring to call me a pervert, you’re the real pervert, your whole family is perverted!”
“Boss!”
Seeing the scar-faced man sent flying, several bandit henchmen rushed over in panic.
“Cough, cough, I’m fine.”
The scar-faced man pushed away his worried subordinates trying to help him up, getting up on his own. He spat out a bloody tooth with a disdainful laugh.
“Truly deserving to be the future bandit queen. Quite spirited. But a little wilder would be even better. That’s what really excites me, hahaha…”
“Damn it…”
Muen shivered involuntarily.
How come I always end up encountering this level of gays so easily? Does fate have it out for me?
Can’t I just have a sweet and lovely beauty drop from the sky at any moment?
“Since the lady wants to play, then I’ll play with you.”
The scar-faced man chuckled, raising his large blade.
Then… he brought it down fiercely.
From this far away?
Muen’s pupils contracted.
Simultaneously, alarm bells rang in his mind.
Without any hesitation, he twisted his body, dodging to the side.
A gash several meters long and as wide as an arm appeared where Muen had just been standing.
Muen’s hair stood on end at the sight.
“This is… Qi blade?”
No, this is a Qi release.
The opponent is also a second-stage martial artist, and at least mid to late second stage!
Damn it, with such prowess, why become a bandit?
Isn’t anything else better than being a bandit?
“Haha, I’ve said it before, I became a bandit just to wait for my dream lover!”
The scar-faced man burst into laughter, leaping like a giant bear and then crashing down towards Muen.
“You see, haven’t I found them now?”
“So, stay away from me, damn gay! I only like cute girls!”
“Impact Step!”
Muen evaded the scar-faced man’s attack once again.
But he knew this couldn’t go on.
Even though the side effects of Impact Step had decreased significantly after reaching the second stage, it still couldn’t be used indefinitely.
And in terms of stamina, he might not be able to outlast this bear-like bandit leader.
Once his stamina was depleted, he would be at the mercy of the scar-faced
man.
When that happens…
“My lady… just submit to me…”
“Hehe, you have nowhere to escape.”
“Scream all you want, even if you scream your throat hoarse, it’s useless.”
“Do you want to wear this black silk lingerie, or this bunny girl costume? I’m fine with either.”
Ah ah ah ah!
Why am I imagining this scene?
Isn’t this just a hellish illustration?
No, no, get out of my mind, you perversion!
“No way.”
Muen’s gaze was incredibly firm.
“Even if it means death, I won’t lose!”
Second stage early against second stage late.
Bare-handed against a large blade.
Advantage is mine!
“Come at me!”
But Muen also knew that brute force alone wouldn’t work.
So, he used Impact Step directly, darting to a bandit spectator’s side, knocking him down with a punch, and then seizing the large blade from his hand.
Having a weapon did bring some semblance of calm to Muen… or so he thought.
“I’ve never used a large blade before. How do I wield it? Can someone teach me?”
“Coach, I want to learn how to use a large blade!”
Naturally, the scar-faced man wouldn’t give Muen the chance to familiarize himself with the weapon. In the moment of Muen’s inner lament, he immediately closed in, still bluntly attacking—slicing.
But this time, a terrifying force suddenly emanated from the scar-faced man’s large blade, as if Muen was being sucked in, preventing him from using Impact Step immediately.
It’s over.
This is…
A martial technique!
Muen’s eyes widened suddenly, and a wave of regret surged in his heart.
After reaching the second stage and being able to use Impact Step almost without cooldown, he seemed to have become somewhat careless.
Why didn’t he think of this?
If he can use martial techniques, of course, others can too!
“Damn it!”
Muen gritted his teeth.
With no other choice, he could only raise the large blade in his hand and reluctantly face the scar-faced man’s strike.
But how could Muen, with his slender arms and legs, possibly compete against the scar-faced man, who was all muscle?
My fate is sealed!
Muen Campbell.
It seemed like he was once again witnessing his tragic end.
Hahahaha wtf his luck is so shit first dominated by 2 girls during segs now met a gay lmao