Chapter 76 Repaying Kindness!
Ye Zhibai’s mind was filled with chaotic thoughts, imagining herself swinging like a meteor hammer, flitting recklessly across the sky.
She was completely oblivious to her actual surroundings. In her drunken state, she couldn’t grasp much of anything.
However, the sensation she just felt in her hand was undeniably satisfying! If she had to describe it, it was like striking a waist drum in Ansai: thrilling, liberating, and a perfect way to release pressure!
And now, this “waist drum” was still lying on the bed, seemingly inviting her to keep striking it!
Thank you, dear waist drum, you’re so understanding.
Thus, Little Zhibai raised her left arm again, extending it to its maximum length to gather the most momentum, and then brought it down sharply on the waist drum!
“Pia~~!!”
—It was an even more exhilarating sound than before!
“Ah!!”
But it didn’t end there.
This time, it wasn’t just her left hand. Her right hand was already raised high, ready to continue!
After the left hand completed its strike, the right hand seamlessly took over the rhythm!
“Pia!!”
After the right hand, it was the left hand’s turn again!
This is what they call an infinite positive cycle.
Ye Zhibai launched a storm of rapid, thunderous slaps on the waist drum!
The crisp sound echoed endlessly!
Even though she was drunk, she still had this much vigor! Guang Yu couldn’t believe there wasn’t some underlying grudge or hatred involved!
As the slapping sounds filled every corner of the room, Ye Zhiyun’s already off-key cries for mercy were also ceaseless and melodious.
“Sister, please…! Ugh, this is too much! Too much!!”
“Ugh… don’t keep hitting the same spot, it hurts…! I was wrong, Yun’er admits her mistake!! I’m sorry!”
“Hiss… hiss… this feels so strange… wah!”
“Sister, please love me again! Long live, sister!!”
After more than twenty strikes, Yun’er had started begging for mercy.
But as the number of strikes exceeded thirty, her words had become exceedingly bizarre!
And now… Ye Zhibai’s hands were aching from all the slapping.
She could barely muster the strength for more forceful strikes.
The number of strikes was already hard to count.
As for Yun’er, she had completely fallen silent.
Although occasional, indistinct monosyllables still escaped her mouth, it was hard to tell if she was begging for mercy or urging Ye Zhibai to continue.
She lay on the bed, sweat soaking the sheets.
Poor Little Zhibai’s bed sheets, freshly changed that morning, were now ruined again!
Guang Yu was dumbfounded!
She felt like she was witnessing domestic violence!
The cat-shaped little fox huddled in the corner of the bookshelf, not daring to move, fearing Ye Zhibai’s relentless hands might target its poor little head.
For the last time, Ye Zhibai raised her left hand. This time, she lacked the strength, and could only lightly place it on the “waist drum’s” surface.
Ah… this waist drum really is strange.
It seemed to tremble on its own, a quiver that was hard to describe.
Hmm, it must be broken.
Ye Zhiyun’s mind went blank for a long time before she finally regained some strength and managed to turn over on the bed.
Though she was the one lying motionless, she was panting heavily, as if even a slight relaxation in her breathing might suffocate her.
Zhiyun placed her arm over her forehead, covering her tear-filled face, with a glimmering droplet at the corner of her mouth.
Anyone unaware might truly think Little Zhibai was abusing her!
After several heavy breaths, Zhiyun finally managed to remove her arm from in front of her dazed blue eyes.
She saw her sister, still drunk, swaying left and right, seemingly trying to catch the little tea cat on the bookshelf that was jumping and dodging in fear.
Ah… just now, it felt like I experienced something so wondrous.
It was as if I was floating in the starry sky, almost drifting away.
Ye Zhiyun struggled to bring her hands together, placing them on her still-heaving chest, and silently prayed to the ceiling.
“Thank you, gods… thank you, sister… thank you, all the blessings of the world, it’s good to be alive.”
Except for her incredibly sore butt! Everything else was great!
Oh no, the sore butt is also very great!
Ye Zhiyun then laboriously got up from the bed, walking weakly behind the still-rambling Ye Zhibai.
From this angle, she wrapped her arms around her sister’s waist from behind, hugging her tightly.
“Sister… thank you for the reward, but you must be feeling awful now, right? Please listen to Yun’er… let’s sleep, okay? Yun’er will feel heartbroken.”
“……”
Ugh, the waist drum came back to find me, fixed again!
Even though Ye Zhibai still had a fighting spirit, the drunkenness was overwhelming.
Though she didn’t feel like vomiting, her head was heavy, and the dizziness pierced her nerves.
Ye Zhibai turned around in Yun’er’s arms, leaning forward, and in a few steps, used the momentum to push Yun’er back onto the bed.
There was no smell of alcohol, and all Ye Zhiyun could sense was the comforting floral scent from her sister.
Their chests pressed together, creating a series of soft, wave-like echoes, truly a symphony of the world.
Yes, Yun’er was sure, tonight must be her lucky night.
But rather than her own luck, she wanted her sister to rest early and not push herself anymore.
“Sister…? Can you hear me?”
“Dreaming of giraffes running across the desert… galloping…”
“?!”
“Yun’er! I miss… studying! Going to college!!”
Isn’t this topic change a bit too abrupt?!!
But Ye Zhibai’s last sentence made Ye Zhiyun pay serious attention.
Despite accommodating her sister’s drunkenness, being pressed down like this, she still raised her arms, encircling Ye Zhibai’s slender waist, holding her tightly.
Maybe this way, her sister could feel more at ease?
“Sister, you said you miss college…? But you’ve never been to school before, even if you took the college entrance exam, it might just be a three-day tour… cough cough! No, no! Sister is very smart! At least… at least sure to move the grading teacher to get a two-digit score!”
Yes, Yun’er had full confidence in her sister!
But now, Ye Zhibai couldn’t use logic to analyze Yun’er’s words.
In her mind, she was only thinking of her truest inner thoughts. These words then just came out naturally.
“College…friends…good days…want to study…want to be like ordinary people…study! Go to amusement parks…ride the Giant Swing! Ride…roller coasters…”
“…!”
Ye Zhijun suddenly felt a sourness in her heart. Very bitter. Although her sister’s words were drunken talk, “nonsense,” were they really just nonsense? Don’t forget, there’s a saying that goes, “Truth comes out when drunk.” So, are there not quite a few real thoughts in these words? No… Jun’er should have known, even if her sister didn’t say it, she should have known these expectations of hers long ago! Sister, thank you for getting drunk…reminding this useless Jun’er.
Jun’er freed a hand on Ye Zhibai’s back to stroke her silky silver hair, her expression full of indulgence.
“Sister… Jun’er knows, yes, we’ll go to school, I’ll talk to Dad and get you to school. Even if you can’t go to college… no, no matter what, we have to try, right?”
“Mm… don’t look down… on people… mere college… piece of cake…”
Unfortunately, what Ye Zhibai grabbed wasn’t college, but Jun’er’s chest nearby. Because the feeling was very comfortable, very satisfying!
Jun’er continued to tolerate Ye Zhibai’s actions, or rather, please continue!!
Suddenly, the phone that had slipped from her pocket to the bed rang.
“Ah… Sister, wait a moment, the phone is ringing.”
“Annoying…” “Mm, I’ll change the ringtone tomorrow.”
Holding Ye Zhibai securely, Ye Zhijun stretched out a finger to tap the answer and speakerphone buttons on the phone.
The anxious voice of a maid from the Ye family’s maid team came through the speaker.
“Second Miss! We have brought the hangover medicine, has the First Miss fallen asleep? We don’t know if she still needs it!”
“Wait outside for a moment, I’ll come out to get it, she needs it very much.”
Indeed, very much needed.
Ye Zhijun issued the instruction and then hung up the phone with the same action as before.
One has to say, this call came at the right time. Hangover medicine, a timely rain!
Ye Zhibai was just acting drunk now; she didn’t actually have much strength.
With a gentle turn, Jun’er flipped around, placing Ye Zhibai under her.
As comfort, Jun’er leaned down, her gaze gentle, and kissed Ye Zhibai lightly on her left cheek.
“Sister, wait here for a moment? I’ll get the hangover medicine for you, you’ll feel better after drinking it. Let’s try to sleep early tonight, and we can’t forget about school, we’ll talk about it in detail tomorrow!”
“The Giant Swing…”
“…”
Jun’er thought she was right. Nothing could be discussed today.
For this reason, Ye Zhijun didn’t wait any longer, she got up, tidied her disheveled clothes, smiled at Ye Zhibai, and turned to leave the room.
Closing the door tightly, she ran outside to get the hangover medicine.
Leaving Ye Zhibai lying on the bed, staring at the wobbling and twisting ceiling, frowning.
If she could choose again, she would definitely not drink that glass of wine just now!
Different people have different constitutions, and her body’s constitution is the type that gets drunk as soon as she touches alcohol, but when drunk, she can’t fall asleep quickly, instead being forced to stay awake, feeling the dizziness!
Muttering “The Giant Swing” under her breath, Ye Zhibai turned over and climbed out of bed.
Ye Zhibai was a person who kept her promises. She liked her words when she was drunk and still conscious—she was going to mess around.
And now, Ye Zhibai was indeed messing around.
Jun’er ran off, but there was still a moving figure in the room!
The cat-like Guang Yu, who had just wanted to jump from the chair to the bookshelf, suddenly froze!
Hmm?! There’s a murderous intent!
The cat’s head turned towards Ye Zhibai.
She noticed that somehow, this person had already gotten up and was within reach to grab her!
The pressure!
I shouldn’t have moved! Are you still not done!
This time Guang Yu wasn’t prepared and was caught by Ye Zhibai’s two hands, lifted into the air.
“Meow meow meow!” (Eating chili sauce is spicy! You’re crazy! No manners!)
Ye Zhibai didn’t care about these things; she loved meowing.
Holding Guang Yu close, Ye Zhibai smiled and rubbed Guang Yu’s fluffy side with her cheek, smiling happily.
“Hehe… fluffy… little kitty… we…”
“Meow!” (Stop! Don’t steal my exclusive pronoun!)
Interrupted by Guang Yu, Ye Zhibai was a bit unhappy.
She moved the fluffy one away.
Holding Guang Yu in front of her, looking into her eyes, Ye Zhibai pouted and complained incoherently!
“Kitty, listen to me… college entrance exam… don’t study medicine! It’s too tiring… good kitty doesn’t study medicine… persuading people to study medicine… heaven strikes with thunder… little kitty, you know? Don’t study medicine… never study again…”
“Meow!” (Get lost!! You’re spitting all over my face!)
Guang Yu couldn’t bear it anymore.
At this rate, where is the dignity of a god!
The Guang Yu in Ye Zhibai’s hands suddenly flashed.
But drunk little Zhibai wouldn’t be scared into letting go.
Hehe, the little kitty is glowing.
Guang Yu was transforming!
She originally thought that if she turned into human form, she could break free from the control, but she didn’t expect…
Ye Zhibai didn’t let go.
So now, it became Ye Zhibai holding Guang Yu’s armpits, lifting her off the ground in a high hold!
The dignity of a god, even more nonexistent!
Blushing, Guang Yu kicked her short legs twice, finally making Ye Zhibai’s arms tremble.
“So heavy… bad kitty…”
“Waa meow!”
Ye Zhibai suddenly let go, dropping Guang Yu on her butt!
Guang Yu held her butt, unable to speak of her suffering.
You, are you a butt destroyer!
Just now hitting your sister, now bullying a poor little fox!
Seeing Guang Yu turn into human form, Ye Zhibai squatted down, giggling stupidly, and pinched Guang Yu’s soft cheeks with her fingers.
Soft, very elastic! Full of collagen!
But soon, Guang Yu noticed that Ye Zhibai’s fingers seemed to be slowly heading towards her ears…
Hey! It’s one thing to pinch my face, but my ears can’t take it like this!
In a hurry, Guang Yu rolled to the side to avoid Ye Zhibai’s mischievous hands.
But she would come back soon.
Guang Yu quickly searched her mind for a solution to the current situation!
One must say, gods are indeed smart, in this aspect, they excel.
Remembering when she drank chili sauce, Ye Zhibai used milk to help her relieve the spice.
Now, since Ye Zhibai drank chili sauce and turned into this state, I can use mustard to help her relieve the spice!
Milk equals liquid, mustard equals liquid, milk is a bit thick, mustard is a bit thick.
So milk equals mustard!
No problem!!
Guang Yu did a tactical roll, pulling out her spoils of the night from the cabinet with a bang.
——a brand new bottle of mustard!
Ugh, although it hurts, Ye Zhibai saved me with milk today, so I can’t be stingy with this treasure, I must use this mustard to repay her!
If the green hills remain, there will be no shortage of firewood, if Ye Zhibai is killed by the spice, there will be no mustard in the future!
Understanding the pros and cons, Guang Yu unscrewed the bottle cap and aimed it at Ye Zhibai’s lips.
But would Ye Zhibai obediently drink this stuff!
Just a light sniff and she showed a disgusted expression!
The little fox’s ears are better…
Oh no! Don’t come near me!
So, gods’ wisdom is indeed formidable.
Seeing that she wouldn’t drink directly, Guang Yu quickly came up with another plan.
Combining what Ye Zhijun often does to Ye Zhibai recently, those actions of nibbling on Ye Zhibai’s lips.
Combining the current dilemma, the only solution…
Isn’t it clear!
You won’t drink directly, huh!
Then I’ll drink first!
Guang Yu hugged the mustard bottle, brought it close to her lips, and took a big gulp.
But she didn’t swallow the mustard, instead storing it in her puffed cheeks.
Because this is for repaying Ye Zhibai!
As Ye Zhibai approached, almost grabbing her ears…
Guang Yu lowered her stance, using a skillful move to dodge Ye Zhibai’s hands.
Then suddenly appearing from under Ye Zhibai, moving upwards, almost at zero distance, approaching Ye Zhibai’s face!
Successfully close, the final step remained.
A determined gleam flashed in Guang Yu’s starry blue eyes.
She used her two small hands to hold the back of Ye Zhibai’s head, took a deep breath, and pressed her lips tightly against Ye Zhibai’s.
Ye Zhibai! I will repay you now!
Taste the mustard well for me!
