Shut up, malevolent dragon! I don’t want to have any more children with you V2C10

Chapter 10: Poor (  ) (  ) was played in the palm of the hand

The next morning, Leon slept until past nine o’clock.

He woke up once in the morning, and Rosvitha ordered breakfast for him at the hotel front desk.

But since returning from the Empire, he had been indulging in bed these past few days, thinking of sleeping in a bit more before getting up to eat. Rosvitha didn’t force him to get up either; she just left the breakfast by the bedside.

It seemed she was called away by Noia, saying something about wanting her mother to teach her how to swim. Leon didn’t quite catch it, and he drifted back to sleep.

Around nine o’clock, Leon was awakened by a knocking at the door. He opened his eyes, shook his head, got dressed under the covers, got out of bed, and went to open the door.

Outside was Muen.

“What’s wrong, Mu—”

“Dad dad dad, quickly!” The little dragon girl paced anxiously on the spot, her tail also wagging wildly, as if in sync with her anxiety.

Leon’s expression immediately became serious. He quickly squatted down, hugged his daughter’s shoulders, and comforted her, “Don’t worry, Muen, take it slow, what’s wrong?”

“Mom, mom, she—”

As soon as he heard Rosvitha, Leon’s brows furrowed even deeper. He had just comforted Muen not to rush, but he hadn’t realized that his own tone was speeding up too.

“What’s wrong with mom?”

“When she was teaching sister to swim, she accidentally drowned and passed out!”

A dragon… drowning?

There was no time to think further. Leon immediately picked up Muen and rushed to the stairs, heading straight for the ground floor lobby.

At the same time, by the seaside, Rosvitha lay flat under a large parasol, while Noia knelt obediently beside her. With her eyes closed, Rosvitha’s silver brows and eyes were slender, and her pupils darted back and forth under her eyelids.

Finally, Rosvitha couldn’t help but open her eyes to look at her daughter. “Noia, how much longer does Mommy have to lie here?”

Noia hesitated, glanced behind her, and seeing no sign of Muen and Dad, she turned back and hummed, “Um… just a little longer. Just a little longer. I only have this one essay left for my summer homework about seaside lifeguard practice. Everything has to be done in the right order.”

Seaside lifeguard practice essay.

Honestly, when Rosvitha heard about this assignment in the morning, she thought Noia had made it up.

But upon further thought, her obedient daughter had no reason to fabricate such a thing. So, she didn’t ask much and just cooperated with her daughter honestly.

In this practice essay, she played the role of the “drowning weak woman,” waiting for the “proficient lifeguard” to come and… rescue her. Just thinking about who would play the lifeguard with her knees made it clear.

It’s just that the darn man might not even be awake yet. If you delay my precious daughter’s practice essay, I’ll hold you accountable!

After waiting a while longer, there were hurried footsteps behind Noia. She turned to look, and it was Dad and Muen.

“Mommy mommy mommy, close your eyes quickly, the lifeguard is here! Later, just do as I taught you, cooperate well with the lifeguard, and no matter what happens, don’t open your eyes until I give you the signal.”

“No matter what happens, don’t open your eyes…” Rosvitha silently pondered on this phrase.

Letting a dragon keep her eyes closed in front of a dragon slayer, isn’t that… a bit too bold? Oh well, it’s all for my daughter.

Besides, I doubt that Casmode, the Dragon Slayer, would dare to take advantage of me, the queen, in any inappropriate way. With that in mind, Rosvitha slowly closed her eyes. The footsteps also stopped beside her.

“How did Mommy drown?” Leon asked as he unzipped Rosvitha’s coat, ensuring that it wouldn’t affect her breathing.

“I’m not sure… She was teaching me just now, then suddenly she yelled for help, so I dragged Mommy here, but Mommy still hasn’t woken up,” Noia said.

“Okay, I understand. Don’t worry, Mommy will be fine.”

“Yeah…” Noia echoed, sneaking a glance at Muen beside her. The fluffy dragon girl secretly made an “OK” gesture to her sister; the curled dragon girl nodded imperceptibly, indicating that the plan was proceeding smoothly.

Meanwhile, Leon checked Rosvitha’s nasal and oral cavities, making sure there were no obstructions.

Then, he stacked his palms together and gently pressed them against Rosvitha’s abdomen. This was to expel the water from the drowning victim’s stomach, something he learned at the Dragon Slayer Academy.

Leon thought he’d never use it in his life, considering it would be a huge joke if a professional dragon slayer drowned. But now, he encountered an even bigger joke—

Damn it, a dragon with wings can drown too!

Mother dragon, what a disgrace!

However, after pressing a few times, Leon didn’t find any water coming out of Rosvitha’s mouth.

He scratched his head, “This… this shouldn’t be… After drowning, there’s no water in the stomach…”

Confused, Noia leaned in and casually reminded him, “Dad, I heard that in this situation, you might need to do artificial respiration or something…”

“Huh? Artificial… respiration? Isn’t artificial respiration supposed to be done when the drowning victim stops breathing?” That’s how they were taught at the Dragon Slayer Academy.

Noia’s eyes twinkled, and she immediately pointed to her mom. “But Mommy isn’t breathing, right? Look, Daddy!”

At this point, the drowning weak woman lying on the ground had to cooperate with her daughter and silently held her breath. Everyone saw it; the queen was just holding her breath to accommodate her daughter.

Artificial respiration and all that stuff, the queen didn’t understand at all!

Leon reached out to check Rosvitha’s breathing. It had indeed stopped.

“Oh my god, mother dragon, don’t scare me!”

Someone panicked.

Someone moved closer.

Someone pried open the beauty’s mouth.

Someone kissed!

“Muen is going to have a new—mmph mmph!”

Noia promptly covered Muen’s mouth before she could shout excitedly. Fortunately, Dad was busy giving Mom artificial respiration and didn’t seem to notice what Muen had just said.

The two little dragon girls stood obediently aside, watching their parents continuously ‘kiss’. Noia was already considering her younger sister’s name. Should she be called Blaze or Mobyus?

Meanwhile, Rosvitha was still “unconscious.”

She kept her eyes closed, feeling Leon’s urgency and concern, the hot lips touching and separating, separating and touching again.

She originally thought it was just for show, even if it was artificial respiration, it was just an opportunity to tease this dog of a man.

But unexpectedly, he seemed to really… be worried about her?

Did Muen not tell him just now that this was just an act for a writing practice?

If not, then that would mean the tension he’s showing now is genuine…

Hmm~ no matter how hard that mouth usually is, it’s still very soft when performing artificial respiration.

Muen quietly poked Noia and lowered her voice, “Sister, isn’t it about time? If he kisses too much, will the babies he makes also increase? Muen doesn’t want that many, just one more would be enough.”

Noia nodded and gave a soft cough as a signal, “Mom’s fingers moved!”

Leon finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Next, they saw Rosvitha cough twice, then slowly open her eyes.

Emmm, what should she do after opening her eyes?

Oh~~ right, say the lines.

“Wh-what happened to me? What just happened? Who saved me?” she said, completely devoid of emotion.

“Dad saved you!” Muen said proudly, shaking her father’s wrist

“Oh, oh, thank you, brave lifeguard!”

Leon’s face turned red; performing artificial respiration had left him a bit oxygen-deprived.

But he could still think, albeit barely.

He looked at the mother dragon who appeared completely unbothered, and then at his two daughters who seemed like they had successfully pulled off a cunning plan—

Hiss~

Could it be that… I was tricked?