Chapter 99: The God of Fun
“Well, Daddy chose Truth because I want to end the punishment quickly and start the next round. Dares would waste too much time,” Leon explained.
Anna raised an eyebrow. “Really, Daddy? So that’s how it is.”
“Mhm, that’s exactly it.”
“I thought it was because you were too scared to choose Dare. Seems like I’m just a little kid who can’t think as far ahead as you can, Daddy.”
Anna shook her head regretfully. “Big sis, did you also misunderstand Dad?”
Noa caught on immediately. “Yes, I also thought he was too scared to take Dare. I didn’t expect he just wanted to start the next round quickly. How wrong we were. He’s really something.”
Muen thought, What are you guys talking about? Why do I feel something’s off?
Hearing this, General Leon immediately felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. “Hey, how can you guys think that? When have I ever been—”
“To be honest, I also think you’re scared, too. You just don’t dare take Dare.” Roseweisses threw in her own jab from the side.
Leon shot her a sharp glare.
Roseweisses: ╮( •́ω•̀ )╭
“I’m… I’m not scared! Who’s scared? It’s just Dare, bring it on!”
Mission accomplished.
From where Leon couldn’t see, Roseweisses sneakily flashed a victory sign to the girls.
Noa and Anna gave a subtle nod. It seemed that reverse psychology would always be the most effective way to deal with their father.
“What’s the Dare? Hurry up and bring it on!” Leon, with the spirit of a martyr, prepared for whatever was coming.
“Daddy, you don’t need to be so tense. The Dare is really simple~” Noa said with a sly smile. “All you have to do… is kiss Mom on the lips!”
It was like a bolt from the blue.
General Leon was dumbfounded on the spot.
My darling girls, so no matter what I do, I can’t avoid this, huh?
If I don’t surrender, I have to kiss her; If I surrender, the Dare still makes me kiss her.
Why do you have such a strange obsession with seeing your parents kiss?
The Queen, as calm as ever, allowed a faint blush to creep across her cheeks.
She didn’t mind showing some intimacy with Leon in front of the girls, as it would help maintain the illusion of a harmonious family.
But this “dog man” was always so shy—despite living together for so long, he still acted so awkwardly.
If it weren’t for the girls’ reverse psychology and the Dare, he probably wouldn’t have the courage to kiss her now.
“Can we… change it?” Leon tried to struggle.
Annq shook her head. “Nope, Daddy. Or are you… really too scared?”
Before Leon could say anything, Noa chimed in from the side, with a sly tone, “The man I admire doesn’t even have the courage to kiss his own wife?”
“Of course I do!” Leon hastily replied.
For some reason, it felt like his daughters had entered a special kind of “rebellious phase.”
Leon was tempted to call it the Female Brat Phase.
Especially now that Anna had officially joined her two sisters in their antics, their tricks were becoming even more creative.
Perhaps having a third child was something that needed to be reconsidered. If the next one turned out to be an even bigger troublemaker than Anna, this house would be pure chaos.
“Hurry up, Daddy!”
Muen clapped her hands and cheered, “Kiss Mom! Kiss Mom!”
Leon, face flushed, awkwardly looked at Roseweisses.
The Queen, ever serene, said, “Your father gets embarrassed easily. Even when it’s just the two of us, he gets shy just holding my hand.”
“Slander! That’s slander! I’m super brave, okay?” Leon quickly defended himself.
“Hmm… Now the girls want to see you kiss me, yet you’re hesitating, and you say I’m slandering you?”
She smiled at him, that smile clearly saying, I’m slandering you, so what? What are you going to do about it?
Fine. These three little brats didn’t make this up on their own—there’s a big one right here encouraging them.
“I’m not hesitating! I’m just worried you might not like it.”
“Why wouldn’t I? If you want to kiss me, then go ahead.”
With that, Roseweisses slightly closed her eyes and leaned forward just a bit.
“Daddy, hurry up! We’ve already covered Anna’s eyes!”
Anna: ?
Love from second sister has made me blind to the fun.
But Muen still secretly left a little gap between her fingers so that Anna could sneak a peek at the century’s most anticipated moment—when their parents kissed in front of them for the first time.
Leon took several deep breaths, then placed his hands on Roseweisses’s shoulders.
Looking at that beautiful, delicate face, General Leon’s own face turned even redder.
Damn it! Just kiss already! It’s not like I haven’t kissed her before!
Leon slowly leaned in and pressed his lips to Roseweisses’s.
Roseweisses, understanding how to cooperate, tilted her head slightly, brushing her lips and nose against his.
But, after all, they were in front of the kids, so it was nothing more than a quick peck—just enough.
“A-alright, are you satisfied now?” Leon asked, face flushed.
Muen nodded vigorously. “Satisfied! Satisfied! Satisfied!”
A new little sister was definitely on the way—she was very satisfied!
Anna glanced at her excited second sister, debating whether to tell her that “kissing doesn’t make babies.”
After some thought, Anna decided against it.
If she told second sister, then Muen would certainly be disappointed; but if she didn’t, Muen would stay happy, eagerly looking forward to a new little sister.
Not only that, but their parents would also be happy, not having to avoid affection in front of them anymore.
And Anna herself would be happiest, with endless fun to witness.
So, by staying silent, three people would be happy—why not?
Yep, I, Anna, am the dragon princess of fun!
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Footnotes:
- MD (mā de): Chinese internet slang, short for “妈的,” an exclamation roughly equivalent to “Damn it!” or “F***!”
The name is not Anna, it’s either Aurora or Little Light. 😅
I was confused. Anna is the head maid and she’s most likely way older than Leon by 100 years at least 😅