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Reincarnated Ice-Cold Young Lady, Don’t Let Them Stick to You V1C33

CHAPTER 33 GOTTA FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SLIP OUT!

The yard surrounding the villa was already under a “tight security net.”

Of course, this security net was beneficial to Ye Zhibai.

From the living room and balcony windows, she carefully peeked out through the curtains. Except for the small courtyard leading from her room, everywhere else was filled with maids patrolling back and forth.

They never slacked off.

Their task was to protect Ye Zhibai’s safety…

But Ye Zhibai felt as if she were trapped in an iron fortress!

The maids were all super friendly. When they saw her peeking out of the window, they quickly waved happily and asked if she needed anything.

I don’t need anything; I just want to say…

Could you all not be so over the top!

Ugh… Honestly, Ye Zhibai wasn’t someone who liked to idle around; she really wanted to go out for a walk.

But all these maids were under Yun’er’s orders—to protect Ye Zhibai at home and not let her go out.

So if she made such a request, it would be very difficult for them.

No! I can’t just sit here and do nothing. Think, think… I must go back to my previous apartment today. If I don’t go back soon and everything inside is cleared out and thrown away, I’ll lose everything!

There’s something in there… something Ye Zhibai absolutely doesn’t want to lose.

She has to retrieve it.

Ye Zhibai, her head drooping, sneaked back to her room and flopped onto the bed…

Well, she couldn’t lie down.

The bed was already occupied by a certain fox in a shameless starfish position.

Guang Yu was wagging her fluffy fox tail, lying on the bed, humming an unknown tune.

Was it a tune from Guang Yu’s homeland? Ye Zhibai didn’t know.

But she could tell that Guang Yu was very fond of Ye Zhibai’s soft bed!

Ye Zhibai walked over.

With a casual push, she shoved her to the side, creating a spot for herself to sit down.

Guang Yu’s small frame was easy for Ye Zhibai to move.

Pushed to the edge of the bed, Guang Yu waved her small fists in protest!

“Hiss… You’re showing great disrespect to a deity!”

“Okay, fine, so… Oh great deity Guang Yu… could you let me rest for a bit? I’ll go have breakfast later, and then you can have the whole bed to yourself, alright?”

“Fine! You rest then~”

This little… so easy to deal with.

But you forgot, silly loli, you need to eat breakfast too. What’s the point of lying here?

Speaking of which…

Out of the corner of her eye, Ye Zhibai unintentionally… really, it was unintentional!

She accidentally caught a glimpse of the shameless deity at that moment…

Guang Yu had switched to a prone position, her two legs swinging in the air.

Her two little short legs swung back and forth in mid-air… her two small, crystal-clear feet and her pale, smooth calves swinging, making Ye Zhibai dizzy.

Because Guang Yu was wearing a nightgown with a rather short skirt.

This position caused the skirt to flip up.

Higher and higher…

A somewhat childish pure white fabric was ultimately reflected in Ye Zhibai’s light purple eyes!

Damn it!!

Ye Zhibai decisively reached out and pressed her skirt back down!

“Hmm? Human, what are you doing?”

“I… I’m just not interested in desecrating a deity…”

Ye Zhibai, with a stern expression, released her skirt as if educating a child.

She even gave Guang Yu’s butt a firm slap!

“And you ask me… I’ll tell you again… Girls need to pay attention to their image, especially in front of the opposite sex. You have to make sure your clothes are neat. Your skirt… flipped up just now, you know.”

Guang Yu looked left and right, confused.

“Opposite sex? Where? I don’t see any.”

“Aren’t I…!”

Ye Zhibai instinctively pointed to her own face.

But as soon as she completed the motion, she fell silent.

Sorry, the term ‘opposite sex’ doesn’t apply to me anymore.

Boohoo, I’m a girl now too!

Guang Yu sighed, flicked her tail, and ignored Ye Zhibai. However, she still responded casually.

“Don’t worry. First, no one besides you can see me at all. Secondly, I’m only this carefree inside the house. You should know that when I was in the Celestial Realm, I was wrapped in colorful auspicious clouds! I was completely covered. Do you think I don’t understand the logic you just mentioned? A god’s sense of shame is far stronger than that of humans.”

You didn’t seem very ashamed when you came to my house stark naked!

Oh right… She didn’t have her colorful clouds at that time and wasn’t used to it.

Ye Zhibai didn’t bother arguing further.

She pushed herself up from the bed and stood, pulling back the curtains to let the sunlight in, which made her silver hair shine even more brilliantly.

Guang Yu lay flat, turned over, and spread her tail like a dead salted fish.

“What are you going to do now? You can’t stay at home all the time, right? Even if you’re not bored to death, I’m about to be.”

There was a brief silence.

Standing by the French windows, bathed in light, she spoke.

“Guang Yu, you know,” Ye Zhibai’s eyes sparkled as she faced the gentle morning sun, her cold face turning with a dash of flair, “Humans… are beings who are brave and innovative. Today, no matter what, I have to find a chance to step out of this yard and breathe in the street’s carbon dioxide.”

Feeling cooler as she spoke, Ye Zhibai found her words flowing more smoothly.

Hearing this, Guang Yu chuckled.

She got up from the bed, crossed her arms in front of her chest, and showed her small tiger teeth in admiration.

“You humans have a bit of my spirit from ten thousand years ago. I acknowledge you!”

“Speak human language.”

“Please take me out for a walk today… I’m about to die of boredom! I haven’t seen what this place looks like since coming down to the mortal realm!”

You could’ve said that earlier.

Taking a fox out for a walk isn’t excessive, is it?

But… Ye Zhibai still needed to think of a reasonable excuse to leave.

No rush, though. First, she needed to have breakfast.

Yun’er mentioned she had prepared breakfast for a long time, and it would be a waste not to eat it.

Just before grabbing the doorknob to leave the room.

Ye Zhibai paused, remembering something.

She turned halfway, her silver hair covering half of her face, and looked at Guang Yu.

“You… should stop calling me ‘human.’ It’s uncomfortable to hear. If you want to call me, use my name.”

There are seven billion humans in the world; it’s odd to hear it that way!

“Oh, got it, human.”

“Mm?!”

“Yikes! Got it! Ye Zhibai!!”

Talk nicely; why are you always staring at my ears!

Before having breakfast, Ye Zhibai wandered around her new home, a two-story house, several times.

With Yun’er not home, she wanted to explore the house thoroughly!

The more she looked, the more amazed she was.

Yesterday, she had only taken a quick look at the living room before heading to her room to rest and didn’t get the details.

But with time to observe carefully, she found the home’s hardware was truly high-end!

She studied the microwave, coffee machine, induction cooker, and other appliances, using her new phone to search for instructions and managed to understand most of it.

Her learning ability was quite strong; it wasn’t bad in her previous life… diligence makes up for lack of intelligence, though her brain wasn’t very sharp.

In this new body, she felt her thinking speed had increased by several levels!

By the way, she still couldn’t get used to drinking coffee.

She also spent a long time figuring out the fully automatic toilet in the bathroom, realizing how much she had been out of touch with modern human technology in her previous life.

So, money is indeed indispensable!

Now standing in the first-floor living room, Ye Zhibai wiped the sweat from her forehead, feeling a great sense of accomplishment.

Phew… If I get serious, exploring every nook and cranny of the new home isn’t a problem at all.

Of course… there was one place Ye Zhibai didn’t explore.

That was Ye Zhijun’s room.

Ahem… It’s a girl’s room, after all. Though it wasn’t locked, Ye Zhibai wouldn’t explore someone else’s room without permission. Putting herself in her shoes, she wouldn’t want that to happen to her either.

If she wants to look inside, she should get Yun’er’s permission first.

Ye Zhibai was quite pleased with her own refined gentlemanly demeanor today!

Sigh… let’s not get too full of ourselves just yet. Let’s have some food first, replenish some brainpower, and think about how to sneak out.

Not far away, on the dining table under a golden lampshade, were neatly arranged plates sealed with plastic wrap.

Ye Zhibai moved closer to take a look.

The plates contained a variety of foods, from scrambled eggs and toast to lean meat porridge, steamed dumplings, and shrimp dumplings.

All were suitable for a light breakfast… yet hardly anything one would call a simple breakfast.

This… this is what a top-tier breakfast looks like!

In the middle of the plates, there seemed to be a note.

“Sister, you must eat breakfast well! I will call you at nine o’clock to check. Breakfast is very important! I made these according to your previous favorite flavors, so pick what you like and eat well.”

Looking at this table full of dishes, Ye Zhibai suddenly felt a bit moved.

Because… there were at least ten dishes on this table…

When she worked at a restaurant in her previous life, she never saw a table with so many dishes!

Of course, the key issue wasn’t the variety of the dishes.

It was… Yun’er left home for school at around seven this morning.

So, to prepare these dishes in advance… what time did she have to get up?

That must be an unimaginably early time for Ye Zhibai.

How heavy… this table full of dishes suddenly felt so heavy!

At some point, a certain shameless fox walked over with a swagger, also eyeing the table full of dishes.

She was equally amazed.

Along with the amazement came the sound of her growling stomach!

“Wow… amazing! These look delicious, are these the meals of the human world? Can I have some too?”

“Don’t you have cat food? Go gnaw on your cat food.”

Guang Yu’s fox tail clamped between her legs, her face turning pale.

Sometimes, just one sentence is enough to cut to the heart.

Your cold words… are you serious…

“You… you’re not really going to make a deity eat cat food, are you?! Demon! Pervert! Anti-human!”

“Hey?! Sigh… alright, I was joking, let’s eat together… but… when we go out later, take the cat food and feed some stray cats. If the cat food isn’t used up, Yun’er will get suspicious.”

“Okay! You’re really… no, Ye Zhibai, you’re really nice!”

Hmm…

This shameless fox has always said annoying things since she arrived.

But this time…

This one sentence…

It sounds quite sweet.

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