CHAPTER 34 YOU GIVE ME A DRINK!
I take back my earlier words.
This shameless fox… she’s not sweet at all!!
“Wow! Is human food really this delicious? Ye Zhibai! Try this thing called a fried egg’s egg! It’s amazing!”
“It’s not called a ‘fried egg’s egg’… it’s just a fried egg…”
Ye Zhibai’s hand trembled slightly as she held the high-end chopsticks made of who knows what expensive material.
She stared speechlessly at the other side.
This breakfast… Ye Zhibai barely ate a few bites herself.
But Guang Yu, her eating manner was like a whirlwind sweeping away fallen leaves!
In less than five seconds, she had learned to use chopsticks, her tail wagging wildly.
She looked like a starving ghost, devouring the food on the table, her stomach seemingly a bottomless pit.
If you keep devouring the table like this, you might as well go back to gnawing on cat food!
Speaking of which, what did she eat when she was a deity in the heavens… very curious.
When Ye Zhibai asked this question, the answer she got was——she ate air.
Ye Zhibai’s comment on this was.
——That’s impressive.
At least in my previous life, I had cabbages; you directly ate air.
Poor you, enjoy a good meal.
Ye Zhibai, not very skillfully, picked up a piece of fried egg and chewed it carefully.
Then her eyes lit up!
Unwittingly, she made the same evaluation as Guang Yu.
“Indeed, it’s soft within the fluffiness, fragrant within the softness, cooked to perfection…”
Ye Zhibai, who often made fried eggs for breakfast in her past life, admitted she was in awe of her sister’s culinary skills.
This fried egg was indeed fried with soul!
She tasted a few more dishes, and she had to admit… they were all flavors she had never experienced in two lifetimes.
Clearly, her small cherry mouth was enjoying the food.
But this time… it was Guang Yu on the other side who was speechless.
The shameless fox, now full, propped her chin up and complained.
“You look like you don’t think the food is good.”
“Hmm?”
“Sigh… forget it, no self-awareness, it’s pointless to talk to you.”
“Oh…”
There was nothing to be done about it; Ye Zhibai couldn’t see her own face.
Only from Guang Yu’s perspective could one see that cold, gloomy face… she ate quickly, but it looked like she was chewing something unpalatable. Who knows why the great Mother Goddess created such a “walking ice machine.”
Ye Zhibai’s appetite was also surprisingly small.
After just a few bites, she felt completely full and didn’t need to eat any more.
Hmm… the food was really delicious, and there were leftovers. She’d pack them in plastic wrap and reheat them for lunch later.
As she put down her chopsticks, Ye Zhibai noticed the shameless fox opposite her, sitting improperly, feet off the ground, legs crossed!
She had just told her off earlier!
She was wearing a nightgown… and with the hollow design of the dining table, Ye Zhibai could clearly see she was even copying her underwear!
Her blood pressure shot up!
Ye Zhibai tried to persuade her nicely.
“Hey… sit properly, like I am.”
“Huh?” Guang Yu glanced at Ye Zhibai’s as-proper-as-possible eating posture and waved dismissively. “Come on~ I’m not human. Besides, no one but you can see me. Why not sit comfortably?”
You do realize I can see you, right!
“I said… sit properly.”
Ye Zhibai repeated her earlier words, but this time, her tone was colder.
Guang Yu’s fox tail shivered.
She slowly changed from arrogant to obedient.
Her short legs, previously crossed, now dangled down.
The little legs couldn’t reach the ground, just swinging in the air.
Guang Yu pouted and complained, “What the… just a human, so arrogant… really…”
Maybe she was a bit harsh.
But Ye Zhibai had discovered that when she spoke seriously, her face was quite persuasive!
As long as it works.
Ye Zhibai carefully picked up a glass cup and took a sip of pure milk, something she could only afford a few times a month in her previous life.
She felt completely refreshed!
In a great mood, she decided to ask Guang Yu for her opinion.
“Guang Yu, how do we get out of here?”
“If you’re asking me, who am I supposed to ask…” Guang Yu lay on the table, her small hands curiously pushing the milk carton, “I’m homeless anyway. If we can’t go out and have fun… well, then let’s sleep until you can cuddle with a girl!”
So you’re just giving up, huh!
Ye Zhibai looked at this unambitious fox with disdain.
Suddenly… she noticed something by the side of the table where Guang Yu was lying.
“…Huh? Guang Yu, what’s under your arm?”
“Under my arm…? I don’t know, it just felt uncomfortable.”
If it was uncomfortable, why didn’t you take it out sooner!
Guang Yu’s ears twitched, and she sat up straight. The object she was pressing on finally appeared in front of Ye Zhibai.
It was a square card, wrapped in a layer of plastic protective film.
Guang Yu held up the card with both hands, looking at it from different angles, her cute little brows furrowing in confusion.
“What is this? It’s not edible, right?”
“Of course, it’s not edible… Give it to me, let me see.”
“Oh… Here you go.”
Ye Zhibai stood up and reached out to take the item from her hands.
One look, and she understood.
——Qihai No. 1 High School Student ID.
This student ID, with its azure blue sky design, had Ye Zhijun’s photo and student information printed on it.
“Yun’er… forgot to bring her student ID to school.”
“Student ID? What’s that? What’s that? I just figured out what a student is!”
“A student ID is a card that students use to sign in at school… I remember Qihai No. 1 High School is pretty strict. Students without their ID aren’t allowed in. But for Yun’er, it probably won’t matter much…”
Of course, Ye Zhibai still had that outrageous phrase echoing in her mind.
——Our family funded the construction of the school.
Ye Zhibai put down the student ID, rubbed her eyes, but couldn’t rub away the frost on her face.
Suddenly.
A spark of realization flashed in her eyes as she picked up the student ID again.
Visibly… Guang Yu noticed a barely noticeable gleam of joy slowly spreading across her usually cold face.
“Guang Yu… I think I know how we can get out.”
“Really?!”
“Mm… follow my lead in a bit.”
“Yay!”
Upon hearing this, Guang Yu was even happier than when she found the delicious food earlier!
She even kicked off her little slippers, stood barefoot on the chair, and flashed a peace sign at Ye Zhibai.
“Thank you, Ye Zhibai! I’ve been wanting to see this human world for a long time!”
Alright, alright. I know you’re excited, but first, make sure to press down your skirt while standing on the chair.
But… to be honest, thanks for the morning treat, shameless fox.
Ye Zhibai was very satisfied with this breakfast.
Oh, right…
There were still several empty glass cups along the edge of the table. Ye Zhibai reached for one and then took the milk carton from Guang Yu’s side, carefully pouring a glass for her, not spilling a drop.
She gently pushed the full glass of milk towards her and said softly,
“Drink it.”
“Huh? Why?” Guang Yu was a bit taken aback by the sudden gesture.
Ye Zhibai’s eyes sparkled. She held the milk carton in her hand, cherishing it.
“Because… milk is quite expensive. It’s good stuff, nutritious, and you’re so short… I think you should drink some.”
At least more than I need it.
Guang Yu frowned slightly but reluctantly took the glass.
Her fox ears twitched as she seriously observed.
Not the milk in the glass, but Ye Zhibai.
This human… is really unusual.
The sparkle in her eyes showed she cherished this drink, yet she wanted to share it with others.
Such a strange, unfathomable person…
But, as a deity, she could sense it. She felt that Ye Zhibai was full of goodwill at this moment.
Alright… since that’s the case, I’ll drink it. After all, it’s no loss.
Without much hesitation, Guang Yu raised the glass, brought it to her lips, and took a gulp.
In the end…
“Ah, ptooey!! Cough!! What is this? The taste is too strong! I’m not drinking it! It’s awful!”
Some people, or gods, just can’t get used to the taste of milk, and there’s nothing to be done about it.
But… Ye Zhibai noticed the droplets of milk spilling from Guang Yu’s cup as she complained!
“…!”
No wasting!!
Ye Zhibai got up again, walked around the table, and snatched the cup from Guang Yu’s hands.
Guang Yu was shocked!
“Eh…? What are you doing, you… mmm!!”
“Drink it… I told you, this milk is very good…”
“Mmm?!”
Ye Zhibai, without hesitation, forced her to drink it!
In her previous life, she didn’t like milk either, but whenever she had extra money, she would buy some milk to boost her immunity.
Because… living alone, being sick with no one around was the most painful thing.
Guang Yu, a god who had fallen to the human world, would feel even more lonely if she got sick.
Guang Yu: “Mmm!” (Gods don’t get sick!)
However, she had no strength to resist.
Ye Zhibai made her drink the entire glass.
Not a drop left.
When the cup was put back on the table…
Guang Yu was completely exhausted, her arms hanging limply.
Her little legs dangled weakly, and her fox tail was dragging on the ground.
A tear rolled down her cheek.
It seemed to say,
——The human world is indeed a terrifying place.
“What on earth did you make me drink!!”
“Milk… it’s good stuff.”
“If you call it good stuff again, I’ll throw it all out!!”
“No wasting… remember, you have to drink it every day from now on.”
“No way!!”
