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The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix C115

Chapter 115: Protagonist, hug me for thirty thousand!

During the conversation, Feng Yudie quickly devoured the roast chicken before her, leaving only a plate of chicken bones. On the other hand, Ye Anping didn’t use his chopsticks much throughout the process. He ate a few peanuts and drank two or three cups of tea.

“After eating, let’s go!” Feng Yudie patted her satisfied belly and urged Ye Anping to settle the bill with a cheerful smile.

Without saying much, Ye Anping called the waiter over and took over ten spiritual stones from his storage bag. However, as the waiter was ready to bow and reach for the spirit stones, Ye Anping’s actions suddenly froze.

“Little Immortal Master, thank you..,” the waiter said.

“…”

Ye Anping remained silent.

Thud—

The waiter, who had just stood up, suddenly frowned, bent his knee, and knelt on the ground. His elbow hit the nearby table heavily.

Ye Anping gritted his teeth, using his hands to prevent himself from hitting the ground directly.

“Ah?! Little fairy?! What’s wrong with you?” The waiter was startled and subconsciously wanted to help but hesitated, fearing responsibility.

Feng Yudie, on the other side of the table, was also surprised. He was fine just a moment ago. Why did this happen suddenly?

“What’s wrong?!” Feng Yudie asked.

After a moment of shock, Feng Yudie flipped the table, came to Ye Anping’s side, and asked him to sit back down. She grabbed his right hand, rolled up the sleeve, and used her hand like a sword, pointing at Ye Anping’s right wrist.

“The left ulnar pulse is thick and rolling… What kind of pulse is this?!” Feng Yudie exclaimed.

Feng Yudie felt Ye Anping’s pulse was highly chaotic, but lacking medical knowledge, she looked at Xiao Tian, floating nearby.

Without a word, Xiao Tian took out the Heavenly Dao scroll and quickly flipped through it.

“Yudie, this is the symbol of the Double Ninth Festival. Yang fire attacks the heart, which is life-threatening. Usually, this happens when a man overdoes it,” Xiao Tian explained when he saw the solution on the scroll.

Seeing the solution, Xiao Tian’s serious expression suddenly turned into a raised brow.

Snap—

It closed the scroll of Heavenly Dao and looked at Feng Yudie, shouting, “Yudie!! Kiss him!!”

“…Kiss?” Feng Yudie was stunned for a moment, “…Huh?!!”

“Dear!! Mouth to mouth!!” Xiao Tian emphasized.

“Kiss… Kiss, kiss, kiss..,” the waiter was confused.

Even in his uncomfortable state, Ye Anping, upon hearing this, raised his eyebrows and looked at Feng Yudie with a questioning gaze.

“Come here and kiss him!! Mouth to mouth!!” Feng Yudie instructed the waiter.

The waiter looked bewildered, and Xiao Tian also looked confused.

Xiao Tian clarified, “Yudie! It only works if a female cultivator kisses him!”

“Ah? I… Where can I find a female cultivator?” Feng Yudie was puzzled.

“You are one!” Xiao Tian pointed out.

“I… I…” Feng Yudie stammered, looking at Xiao Tian in confusion, “Am I?”

“You…” Xiao Tian started.

Xiao Tian turned to stone directly in mid-air. Feeling that he couldn’t hold it any longer, Ye Anping didn’t care so much. He grabbed Feng Yudie’s right hand, pulled her into his arms, and held her tightly.

Feng Yudie was slightly overwhelmed and straightened her neck: “Huh?”

“Expand your true energy!” Ye Anping instructed.

After Xiao Tian’s reminder, Feng Yudie pursed her lips, took a deep breath through her nose, relaxed her body, and mobilized her actual energy, releasing it slowly.

Ye Anping quickly guided Feng Yudie’s actual energy into his body and circulated it through various meridians and arteries. He also extended his spiritual consciousness throughout his body.

Ye Anping then realized that his cultivation level had increased again, but the improvement was not significant this time—equivalent to three to four months of meditation and concentration.

Thinking about it, he attributed it to helping Feng Yudie defeat the demon cultivator Yao Yuanhua. This brought opportunity and luck to him as if he had stolen some luck from Feng Yudie. After a while, Ye Anping felt the yang energy in his body had calmed down. He relaxed, loosening his embrace around Feng Yudie’s waist.

Opening his eyes, Ye Anping saw Feng Yudie looking embarrassed and wanting to push him away but hesitating. He raised his eyebrows and thought, “Feng Yudie is also a girl, huh?”

Feng Yudie, aware of Ye Anping staring at her, turned her eyes away and asked with a flat mouth, “Are you done? How much longer do you want to hug?”

Floating beside them, Xiao Tian couldn’t stop laughing. Hearing Feng Yudie’s question, it suddenly became serious and said solemnly, “Yudie, for safety, you better let him hug you a little longer.”

Sigh—” Ye Anping sighed.

Feng Yudie, hearing Xiao Tian’s advice, pursed her lips, took a deep breath, and said, “Fine, you can hug for a little longer.”

Ye Anping, taking advantage of the situation, tightened his embrace.

Xiao Tian continued to encourage, “Hey? Ye Anping, hold me a little longer!”

Ignoring the comment, Ye Anping said to Feng Yudie, “I owe you a favor.”

Feng Yudie stood up, stepped back a couple of steps, fixed the left shoulder that Ye Anping had pulled, adjusted her clothes, and picked up the fallen spirit stones. She handed them to the waiter.

“You go down first,” Feng Yudie instructed the waiter.

Once the waiter left, Feng Yudie looked at Ye Anping again, frowned, and asked, “Did you practice any strange cultivation techniques?”

Ye Anping nodded, putting down the teacup after another sip, “Yeah, it’s just that the two cultivation techniques are conflicting, and the accumulation of yang energy in my body is a bit fast.”

Hearing this, Xiao Tian quickly circled Ye Anping twice and inquired, “Ye, you can’t continue like this. Why not abandon the techniques and start afresh? It’s a disaster waiting to happen sooner or later.”

Ye Anping didn’t respond immediately. He knew that discarding the techniques and restarting was the fundamental solution. However, abandoning them in the foundation-building period would mean dropping back to the first or second level of Qi refining, which could have been more favorable.

He planned to abandon the techniques and rebuild after reaching the elixir formation stage. That way, even if he abandoned the techniques, he wouldn’t lose his cultivation. At most, he couldn’t use spiritual power until he learned the new technique.

Feng Yudie, listening to Xiao Tian, looked at Ye Anping and asked, “Do you have a plan?”

“I do,” replied Ye Anping.

“Then, I won’t say more,” Feng Yudie said, pouring herself a cup of tea and sitting back across the table. She looked at Ye Anping for a while, then suddenly raised three fingers:

“You owe me this much!”

Ye Anping raised an eyebrow: “Three roast chickens?”

Feng Yudie rolled her eyes at him. “Thirty thousand spiritual stones!!”

“A bit expensive,” commented Ye Anping.

“That’s right! I saved your life, and you saved mine before. This time, we’ll be completely even!” Feng Yudie said, hands on hips.

“If we weren’t familiar, I would have kicked you out of the window before you hugged me. You’re the first guy to hug me!”

Ye Anping thought for a moment. Since he could retrieve the money later, he nodded in agreement:

“Alright, thirty thousand spiritual stones. I’ll give it to you in a few days.”

“Huh? So straightforward?” Raised Feng Yudie, then quickly sat on the ground with a smile, proposing a higher price:

“How about adding another twenty thousand?”

Ye Anping rolled his eyes at her: “I can give you a discount of twenty thousand.”

“Okay, okay! Fixed price, thirty thousand it is… hehe.”

After contemplating, Feng Yudie thought exchanging one month of actual energy for thirty thousand spirit stones seemed quite profitable. She was a Heavenly Spiritual cultivator and could accumulate actual energy quickly by finding places with spiritual essence.

Touching her chin, she glanced at Ye Anping and ultimately abandoned the idea of making money, sighing in her heart, “If only Ye Anping were a girl…”

“Feeling better now?” She asked him.

Ye Anping took a deep breath, probing his meridians once again. Feng Yudie’s actual energy temporarily suppressed the Yang Qi. He knew he had to go back to find his junior sister soon.

“Yeah, I’ll go back and take some time to recover,” he replied.

“That’s good,” Feng Yudie said, shrugging slightly. Suddenly, she laughed and asked, “Young Master Ye, do you think I’m qualified?”

“What qualifies?” Ye Anping inquired.

“To be with Junior Sister Pei? Am I reliable?” Feng Yudie winked at Ye Anping, implying something. “I’ll take good care of Junior Sister Pei in the future. How about I call you my eldest uncle?”

“?” Ye Anping looked puzzled.

“Brother-in-law is fine too, I don’t mind,” he added.

With a cold expression, Ye Anping replied, “No way.”

Feng Yudie pouted, held her cheek, and raised the teacup, waving her hand, “Hey, Young Master Ye, how can you agree for Junior Sister Pei and me to be together? I genuinely care for her.”

“As long as you don’t stop liking girls, I won’t agree to you being with my junior sister,” Ye Anping stated firmly.

At this moment, Xiao Tian approached Ye Anping’s ear with a mischievous smile, teasing, “Hey, Ye, how does it feel to hold Yudie? Is she soft? Delicate? Does she smell good? Still want to hug her?”

Ignoring Xiao Tian, Ye Anping reflected on the recent situation. Xiao Tian continued, “Hey, Ye, if you still want to hug her, just tell me. I’ll go back and help you convince her. If you stay silent, I assume you want to hug her.”

Ye Anping remained silent, deep in thought.

The recent situation felt like a prank orchestrated by fate. Si Xuanji mentioned their intertwined fates, and perhaps meeting Feng Yudie triggered a sudden settlement of his “golden finger” rewards.

In the future, especially after any events related to Feng Yudie, it would be better for him not to be separated from his junior sister for a short time.

Ye Anping pinched his nose and said, “I’m going back.”

And so, he left the scene.

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