Chapter 187: Wine and Liquor, no acquaintance without fighting
When Ye Anping and Feng Yudie arrived in Jiu Quan Town, it was not yet noon, and it started to snow again. The streets of Jiu Quan Town were busy with traffic, and there were men and women everywhere who came there to drink and flirt.
At that moment, Ye Anping was dressed in black brocade clothes and holding a pink oil-paper umbrella, walking on the side of the road. Feng Yudie was walking beside Ye Anping, rubbing against his umbrella to hide from the snow. She was also holding the oil-paper roasted chicken she had just bought for herself and eating it happily.
After walking for a while, Ye Anping suddenly turned his eyes and glanced at Feng Yudie, who was nibbling on roast chicken next to him, then kicked her ankle with his foot, smacked his tongue, and corrected, “Tsk, be a man. Don’t raise your butt, eat more, and take bigger steps when you walk.”
Feng Yudie was stunned and smiled silly, “Ahaha… Subconsciously.”
“I’ll play it by ear in a while. All you need to do is arouse Yun Jiujiu’s interest in you. I will try my best to cooperate with you. If you need it… Got it?”
“I know!” Feng Yudie stood up the roasted chicken leg she held in her left hand, stretched it out, and asked, “Do you want to eat it?”
“I won’t give you anything if you want to eat~” Ye Anping twitched his eyes and glared at her.
Seeing this, Feng Yudie shrank her head and smiled stupidly, “I know, I want a man, right? Well, but then again, why do I have to have a man? If I want to arouse her interest in me, isn’t it different for girls?”
“Yun Jiujiu prefers to deal with men than girls.”
“Why?”
“Self-abasement.”
“Ah?”
Ye Anping glanced at her and said, “She is less feminine than you.”
Feng Yudie retracted her head and blinked, then raised her hand, sniffed her armpit, raised her eyebrows, and asked, “I think I smell pretty good. Do you want to smell it?”
Ye Anping watched her move her nest closer to him and suddenly frowned a little and took a step to the side, “Don’t smell it.”
“You haven’t smelled it, so you say I don’t smell feminine.”
“You smell like roast chicken now…”
“I… What’s wrong with the roasted chicken? The roasted chicken is so delicious.” Feng Yudie twisted her eyebrows, feeling a little aggrieved for a moment.
After thinking for a while, she simply came to Ye Anping’s side, tapped her nose, sniffed, and said, “You are not manly yet.”
Ye Anping suddenly wanted to smell himself, but he still held back, hesitated for a while, and asked, “What is masculinity?”
“Sweat stinks. I smell so good, so proud of myself~~”
“…”
Ye Anping had nothing to say, but at this moment, he suddenly saw a very short girl staggering towards them right in front of them. The girl was only as tall as her chest, almost the same as Si Xuanji. In this early winter season, people who go out tend to look like bears, but she was only wearing a pair of close-fitting leather shorts, and her upper body was only a loose long-sleeved dragon pattern, as if she had found a few pieces of cloth to wrap around her body. It’s just like leaving home, but the price of those pieces of fabric was reasonable.
He recognized it as Yun Jiujiu at a glance. Initially, Feng Yudie and were walking around the streets of Jiu Quan Town because Yun Jiujiu had a habit in the game of coming to Jiu Quan Town at noon every two days to buy the “Han Daozi” there and drink it, hoping to meet by chance and then create an encounter.
Now it seemed that they arrived just in time. Feng Yudie was still in a bad mood and didn’t look at the road so she would bump into Yun Jiujiu directly. Ye Anping should have reminded him. He just closed the oil umbrella in his hand and stepped aside.
Boom–
“Why?!”
Just as he thought, Feng Yudie didn’t see Yun Jiujiu coming toward her at all, and she collided head-on with her, and both of them sat down on the ground. Feng Yudie rubbed her butt, looked up, and was stunned for a moment when she saw a girl with blond hair and a round head. Ye Anping had told her before that blond hair was a characteristic of the heirs of the Yun family.
When she was about to ask Ye Anping with her eyes, she turned around and found that Ye Anping, walking beside her just now, had disappeared.
“Um?”
“Ah?” Feng Yudie looked dumbfounded and suddenly frowned, “What?”
“Are you deaf?” Yun Jiujiu ignored her hand and stood up, “You are so girly, tsk…”
With that said, she turned around and walked around Feng Yudie, lifted the wine gourd in her hand, took a sip, and walked over staggeringly. Feng Yudie was stunned for a long time and suddenly understood what it meant to be unfeminine. This was the first time in her life that she met such a disgusting girl. Not to mention that she smelled of alcohol and had a more excellent face. She was not even remotely comparable to Junior Sister Pei.
But then again, does Young Master Ye think she is like this too? She is entirely different from this annoying girl!
Feng Yudie twisted her eyebrows, thinking that it would attract her attention anyway, so she put her hands on her hips and shouted, “Hey, little one, who are you calling a girly girl?!”
As soon as these words came out, the originally bustling street fell silent instantly. Everyone looked in her direction, and some passers-by, including some Sword Sect disciples in golden uniforms, turned pale with fright.
Boom—
Yun Jiujiu staggered on her feet and stepped hard on the ground. Then she slumped down and turned her head to look over:
“What did you call me, little bitch?”
Feng Yudie hugged her chest, raised her head, and repeated, “Little no…”
Boom—
Yun Jiujiu suddenly rose, and the tiny fist in her right hand was already five inches in front of Feng Yudie’s nose after she almost finished saying “point.”
Feng Yudie was so angry that she had nothing to say, but she didn’t expect that she would take action directly. However, she reacted immediately, raised her right hand as a hand knife, and struck Yun Jiujiu’s arm, preparing to hit her in mid-cutting position. But when the knife fell on her arm, he discovered that Yun Jiujiu’s fist was so stable that she didn’t deviate much from the path of the fist at all.
?! Is it physical training?
Feng Yudie was a little surprised, but it was just a surprise. She had even received the fists of the cultivators at the core formation stage, and she was just a cultivator at the late stage of foundation establishment. When the fist was about to land on her nose, she quickly turned her head to avoid it, used her strength to grab Yun Jiujiu’s wrist, and threw her over her shoulder.
Boom—
Yun Jiujiu immediately jumped into the air and circled her. His back hit the stone bricks hard, creating a hollow hole in the stone bricks. She looked at the “Sissy,” who was grabbing her right hand in disbelief. He was a tiny level younger than her. He dared to scold her without saying anything, but he still dared to fight back.
It was really hard to throw her down this time. Feng Yudie raised the corners of her mouth and raised her eyebrows: “Hmm?”
Yun Jiujiu exerted force on her waist and abdomen, stood up suddenly, and bumped her knees towards Feng Yudie’s forehead. Although she forced Feng Yudie back and allowed her right hand to regain freedom, she still failed to touch her at all. She stood up and faced Feng Yudie who was pushed away three feet.
“Step aside!!” Yun Jiujiu glared at them, “Whoever dares to help me, I’ll break his legs in a moment!!”
When the disciples of the Sword Sect heard this, they all looked fearful and looked at each other, and then they retreated into the crowd.
Yun Jiujiu wiped the tip of her kidney-bean-like nose with her thumb and asked, “What’s your name?”
“Feng Yu.”
“I don’t want to change my name, but I don’t want to change my surname. The second lady of the Moon Shadow Sword Sect, Yun Jiujiu.”
Yun Jiujiu held her chest and said, “Whoever has a weak fist will apologize. What do you think?”
“Can I use a sword? I’m not a physical practitioner.”
“I’m not a physical practitioner either.”
“Oh, okay, come on.”
“Snort!”
Boom—
The stone bricks under Yun Jiujiu’s feet were crushed to pieces once again, and each foot was so powerful that the bricks flew away. He wished he could trample the mountain where Jiu Quan Town was located and rush towards Feng Yudie again.
…
Boom—bang bang—
Due to the collision between the two fists, the street soon became a mess. Broken wooden stalls were scattered everywhere, and the stone tiles on the floor were turned into rubble. Ye Anping and the passers-by who had been watching were now hiding in a tea house not far away, watching the fight between the two. The fight between the two on the street became more and more fierce, and his frown became more and more intense.
Ye Anping had thought about this happening, but the last thing he wanted was for Feng Yudie to make friends with Yun Jiujiu in a “no fight, no acquaintance” way. Especially now that Feng Yudie seemed to be winning. This kind of behavior could indeed arouse Yun Jiujiu’s interest in her, but the problems it caused were also quite a headache for him. Yun Jiujiu hated those effeminate men and hated those weak girls. Her creed was that no matter what happens, she must rely on her fists to speak, and whoever had a strong fist was the right one. But if an effeminate man or a weak girl beat her up, then she would feel that the person who beat her was right.
If the player followed her path in the game, they would encounter this plot. Once this love letter event was triggered in the game, Yun Jiujiu would die in the outcome.
No matter whether the love letter incident will happen or not, if things go according to his plan, Yun Jiujiu will survive in the end, and he will also be able to get Yun Jiujiu’s share of the reward.
However, Feng Yudie might have one more fan girl who wanted to marry her in the future.
The main problem was there, Yun Jiujiu became Feng Yudie’s little crush, and it was very likely that Feng Yudie would be jealous of his junior sister. Based on Ye Anping’s understanding of Yun Jiujiu’s character, she would come directly to fight with her junior sister if she were jealous.
Just think of a solution after this matter. When Ye Anping was about to leave, the two people on the street had already decided the winner…
“Hahaha–”
Feng Yudie was riding on Yun Jiujiu’s back, breathing heavily.
She used the grappling technique to hold Yun Jiujiu’s right hand and use her ankle to press her calf to the ground. Although Yun Jiujiu suppressed her blush and tried to break away, Feng Yudie added some cleverness.
“Do you admit defeat or not?”
Yun Jiujiu struggled on the ground and finally relaxed, pouting and saying: “I admit defeat, don’t break it, my hand is going to be broken…”
“Humph.” Feng Yudie breathed a sigh of relief, then moved off her back, stood up, and wiped the sweat from her forehead, “Huh——”
At this time, the Sword Sect disciples hiding nearby also walked up quickly.
“You kid dare to beat us…”
But just as the man spoke, Yun Jiujiu stood up, walked directly in front of the man, pushed his chin up, and said with a frown, “I taught you the rules. The disciples of Jian Jiu Peak speak with their fists and strength! Don’t fight when a fox pretends to be a tiger. He is trying to show off his power because of my identity. If you want to show off your power, defeat him.”
The man suddenly looked fearful. He watched the whole fight between this man and Yun Jiujiu…
“Woo hoo…” He nodded quickly in agreement, and then Yun Jiujiu removed her hand from her chin and turned around to look at Feng Yudie.
“Feng Yu, right?”
“Um.”
Yun Jiujiu glanced at Feng Yudie. Her cheeks turned red for a moment. She looked away, took a deep breath, and shouted, “I’m sorry!!! I shouldn’t have talked about your little wife!!!”
Feng Yudie shrank her neck at these words, then touched the back of her head and said with a silly smile, “Are you the second young lady of the Sword Sect?”
“Yes.”
“Then why don’t you give me some spiritual stones? It would be better than apologizing.”
Yun Jiujiu was stunned for a moment, then smiled lightly, walked up to him, cupped her hands, and said, “We don’t know each other without fighting. Let’s get to know each other again. Yun Jiujiu, you can call me Jiujiu.”
“Feng Yudie…” Feng Yudie returned the greeting, “No Yudie, Feng Yu.”
“How old are you?”
“Fifteen.”
“So young? I’m sixty-four this year.”
“Huh?” Feng Yudie shrank her head, “You look like Eleven.”
“I was born short. I’m sorry.” Yun Jiujiu rolled his eyes at her but smiled with relief, “Then I will call you Brother Yu from now on. Come, follow me to my cave, and I’ll treat you to a drink.”
“…Is there any roast chicken?”
“Roast chicken? Of course! Roast chicken, roast goose, roast fox, what do you want to eat? Why should I ask the maid to cook for you?”
Yun Jiujiu laughed and then walked aside to let the Sword Jiu Peak disciples arrange compensation and repairs for the street.
Feng Yudie followed and finally saw Ye Anping hiding in the crowd. Seeing him looking at her, she blinked her left eye and said: It’s done!
Ye Anping nodded and said, “See you in seven days.” Then he turned around, disappeared from the crowd, and left.
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