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The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix C254

Chapter 254: Protagonist, touch it

In the large courtyard in front of the main hall, dust was flying, and broken bricks and tiles were spread all over the ground. Yun Jiujiu, clad in a long blue dress, panted heavily, her slightly curled golden hair billowing with her current anger scattered behind her head.

On the other side, Feng Yudie was wearing a cardigan and looked disheveled, as if she had just emerged from a cave. Dust covered her entire body, her clothes had small tears, and wood chips and gravel were scattered around.

“What happened?” Yun Yiyi rushed in with Ye Anping through the courtyard gate, but when she saw the chaotic scene, she stopped abruptly, her face blank with confusion, not knowing what had happened.

Ye Anping, following her lead, could only discern that Feng Yudie seemed to have been forcefully ejected from the main hall by Yun Jiujiu, leaving a hole in the wall resembling her body’s shape.

Yun Jiujiu glanced at the approaching duo, wiped her nose with her thumb, then grabbed an iron rod from the ground and charged toward Feng Yudie.

“You damn it!!!” Feng Yudie dodged, but Yun Jiujiu’s iron rod nearly grazed her chest, crashing onto the floor. Bricks and stones flew, causing even Yun Yiyi, standing at the door, to stagger before regaining her balance.

“Young Master Ye, go and stop her quickly,” Yun Yiyi shouted urgently as she witnessed Yun Jiujiu swinging the iron rod at Feng Yudie once again.

Without hesitation, Ye Anping swiftly positioned himself between Yun Jiujiu and Feng Yudie. However, lacking his storage bag, he could only grab an iron rod from the ground to fend off Yun Jiujiu’s attack, feeling the impact reverberating through his arm.

Seeing Ye Anping’s intervention, Yun Yiyi also rushed forward, reaching behind Yun Jiujiu and lifting her from the ground with both hands.

“Let me go!! I’m going to split this lying bitch!!!” Yun Jiujiu struggled furiously.

“What a lying bitch! Are you drunk?” Yun Yiyi retorted loudly, baffled. “That’s Young Master Feng. Didn’t you want to follow him to leave the Sword Sect and open a restaurant outside?”

“Bullshit!! Damn it… Cough cough—” Yun Jiujiu choked on her spit, coughing several times before managing to speak, “Cough—She’s a damn woman!!”

Yun Yiyi blinked, shifting her gaze to Feng Yudie, who was hiding behind Ye Anping, but she wasn’t particularly surprised. She had suspected something off about Feng Yu, especially in terms of gender, but Yun Jiujiu kept speaking highly of him, so she dismissed it as not her concern.

Upon hearing Yun Jiujiu’s words, Ye Anping slowly turned his head to look behind him, silently questioning, “Are you exposed?”

Feng Yudie clung to Ye Anping’s waist, peering out to look at Yun Jiujiu with a sheepish expression. After noticing Ye Anping’s gaze, she responded with guilty eyes, “I didn’t know either…”

“… …” Ye Anping felt somewhat helpless. How did so many unexpected things happen today?

“…”

“Fortunately, he had actually expected that Feng Yudie would be exposed. It would be better to say that she was able to stay with Yun Jiujiu for so long, which was beyond his expectations.”

Ye Anping thought for a while but was still ready to save something and asked politely, “Miss Yun Er, how can Mr. Feng be a woman? Are you dreaming? You drank so much yesterday…”

“What a fucking dream!! I touched it three times!!” Yun Jiujiu shouted, “She doesn’t even have a sparrow! If you don’t believe it, touch it for yourself; it’s just a crack…”

Yun Yiyi, who was holding Yun Jiujiu, looked embarrassed when she heard this, while Ye Anping was speechless. He also thought about whether he could round it up, but since Yunjiujiu was made by touching it, there was no way to round it up.

He thought for a while, took a step sideways, looked at Feng Yudie, and asked, “Master Feng, please explain! What’s going on? Why do you disguise yourself as a man?”

“Didn’t you ask me to do this?” Feng Yudie replied with a face full of embarrassment, looking at Ye Anping pitifully, expecting him to tell her how to explain with his eyes.

Ye Anping flattened his mouth, “Just ask her. It doesn’t matter that I am a girl!”

“Oh…” Feng Yudie nodded in understanding, then asked, “What’s wrong with me being a girl? I wasn’t just drinking with you and sparring with you. I also came out to help you when you were in crisis… You can’t hit me just because I’m a girl. Ah.”

“Bah!!”

Yun Jiujiu spat and cursed, “Then why didn’t you tell me earlier?! I even wrote you a love letter!! I’ll show it to you in a skirt!! What the hell…”

She seemed to be angry. She looked down at her skirt and reached out to tear it off. Yun Yiyi immediately grabbed her hand and stopped her, “Second, sister! Okay, okay, don’t, don’t, don’t… It’s still outside.”

“Suck–“ Yun Jiujiu sniffed and suddenly felt aggrieved, “I… ugh- I trust her so much and even said to marry her, but it turns out she is a girl…”

“…” Yun Yiyi was the first time she saw her irritable second sister showing such an expression. She also understood that Yun Jiujiu was probably really hurt and immediately comforted her, “Isn’t this girl pretty good?”

Although Ye Anping knew that Yun Yiyi was trying to comfort her, he was still shocked when he heard these words coming out of her mouth.

Feng Yudie quickly added, “Yes… Yes! Isn’t the girl pretty good too?”

“What a hammer!!” Yun Jiujiu turned around with a snot in his nose and glared at Feng Yudie again, “The baby can’t be born!!”

“Ah… Why can’t the baby be born? You can let the crane pick it up.” Feng Yudie blinked her eyes and replied in a low voice.

“…”

The cold wind swept through the yard, and even the distant chirping of birds stopped at this moment. Yun Yiyi thought for a while and suddenly asked, “Speaking of which, second sister, why are you touching me?”

“I just wanted to see if she was big, but who would have thought… Suck–

“It’s okay, it’s okay…” Yun Yiyi hurriedly touched her head to comfort her, but at the same time, she was a little glad in her heart. At least her Young Master Ye just didn’t do anything, not nothing. “Anyway, Miss Feng… She saved you. Even if you can’t get married, wouldn’t it be nice to be friends?”

“Yes, yes! Jiujiu… It’s good to be friends.”

“Miss Feng, shut up!” Yun Yiyi glared at her, “Second sister, go back to the house and calm down. Yun Xi was kidnapped by Zhuang Yan just now, and the elder will be here soon.”

“…Huh! Yun Xi was kidnapped! When?”

“Just now… Let’s talk after we enter the house.”

Yun Yiyi flattened her mouth, then gave Ye Anping a look, telling him to take Feng Yudie away from here, and then pulled Yun Jiujiu back to the main hall, where several holes were opened.

After watching the two people leave, Ye Anping turned to look back at Feng Yudie with a speechless face and said,

“I have to deduct your reward.”

When she heard that her reward would be deducted, Feng Yudie felt even more aggrieved and said quickly,

“Ah! This is really not my fault! How did I know she would come while I was sleeping… What the hell is a sparrow?”

Ye Anping was stunned for a moment, then frowned and grabbed her face,

“Are you still asking this?”

“Hey – it hurts, it hurts… I was wrong, I was wrong… please stop deducting some spiritual stones from me.”

“Huh -” Ye Anping sighed helplessly, turned around, and said, “Let’s go. I’ll tell you what you have to do next.”

“Oh…”

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