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The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix C34

Chapter 34: Senior Brother, Innocence

The next morning, Ye Anping woke up in a daze and found a beautiful woman beside his pillow. Startled, he was stunned for a while before recalling the events of the previous night.

Bai Yuexin, squinting her eyes, was smiling sweetly at this moment, seemingly lost in a pleasant dream.

Observing the senior sister’s face and the slightly moving lips due to her breath, Ye Anping inexplicably felt a warmth in his heart, an impulse to draw closer. However, he quickly realized that it might be the pheromones in Bai Yuexin’s scent triggering dopamine and hormones in his brain, creating an instinctive urge.

As they say, in the arms of beauty, even mushrooms yearn for the sky.

“I’ve reached this age too…hey—”

At that moment, Ye Anping noticed an unusual tightness in his pants. Glancing under the quilt, he was met with an unexpected sight.

It seemed he was experiencing morning arousal. Looking at his pants, Ye Anping’s emotions were neither nervous nor speechless but rather a sense of nostalgia.

This seemed to be his first-morning arousal in this world after a considerable time. He remembered from his previous life that a boy typically experienced this phenomenon around the age of fourteen, symbolizing maturity and the readiness to be plucked.

In an instant, Ye Anping’s face darkened, and he quickly got out of bed, heading to the backyard to practice boxing. He intended to use physical activity to degrade the excess dopamine and hormones in his brain.

As he practiced the third set of punches, suddenly, two flying swords streaked across the sky above the courtyard. Ye Anping initially didn’t pay much attention, thinking they were Xuanxing Sect disciples heading to morning classes. However, when the swords circled back after passing him, heading straight for his courtyard, he became puzzled.

???

He furrowed his brows, pondering if he had unintentionally caused some trouble. However, in the past few days, aside from gathering information about the Xuanxing Sect and working on the shop’s decor, he hadn’t done much.

It was at this moment that Ye Anping recalled Bai Yuexin still sleeping. He gasped and hurriedly ran back towards the bedroom. Unfortunately, he was a bit too slow.

Just as Ye Anping’s hand touched the bedroom door, another hand pressed on his shoulder.

“Little brother.”

“…”

Ye Anping paused, turned his head to look behind, and found a male sword cultivator from Xuanxing Sect’s Tianyun Peak holding his shoulder. Two female disciples with swords on their backs stood beside him, frowning as they observed him.

He pursed his lips, quickly bowed in respect, and inquired, “Seniors, is there something I can help you with?”

The man sized him up, took a step back, reciprocated the salute, and asked, “May I ask if Junior Sister Bai visited you last night?”

Indeed, they came for Bai Yuexin. Ye Anping felt embarrassed, but honesty was the only option.

“She did.”

The man raised an eyebrow, exchanged glances with the two women, and questioned, “Is she still with you now?”

After a brief thought, Ye Anping hastily led them towards the physical therapy center.

Under no circumstances could these two enter his bedroom. Otherwise, they would witness Bai Yuexin lying disheveled on his bed, and explaining that the situation would be troublesome.

“Seniors, you two go sit in the library for a while. I’ll call Senior Bai over.”

However, it was as if fate was playing a joke on Ye Anping.

At this time, the bedroom door was opened directly from the inside.

Bai Yuexin seemed to have heard something and was woken up. Upon realizing her pillow was missing, she intended to search for it, coincidentally running into the two visitors. Her clothes were disheveled, her hair in a mess, and with sleepy eyes, one of her shoulders exposed.

The senior brother, upon seeing this, awkwardly averted his gaze while the senior sister stared dumbfoundedly, covering her mouth and glancing back and forth between Bai Yuexin and Ye Anping.

Bai Yuexin, upon noticing the two, instantly became alert. She was panicked and hastily adjusted her clothes and weakly asked, “Senior Brother Chen… Junior Sister Liu, what are you doing?”

Liu, the female disciple, finally relaxed a bit and approached, saying, “Senior Sister Bai, why did you run out of the sect without saying anything? This morning, we went to your room, saw the farewell letter you left, and got worried, so we hurriedly came to find you.”

She took out the farewell letter from her storage bag and handed it to Bai Yuexin, saying, “Senior Sister Bai, I kept this farewell letter you left. Master didn’t see it. You’re overthinking it. It’s just getting kicked off the stage in the sword test. Why leave Xuanxing Sect because of this?”

“Ah…” Bai Yuexin took the farewell letter, nodded slightly, and began to explain, “I…”

“Do you know, others are eager to join Xuanxing Sect as disciples, but you want to leave just because you were disqualified in the sword test? What a shame.”

Bai Yuexin pursed her lips, feeling strange, and asked, “But how did you know I’m here?”

“Ah… about that.” Liu, the junior sister, laughed awkwardly and whispered to her ear, “The day before yesterday, at the Registration Office in the market, weren’t you and that young man in the guest room… cough, cough—”

“That?” Bai Yuexin recalled and remembered the foot massage incident when Ye Anping submitted the shop application. She quickly waved her hands and said, “No, Junior Sister Liu, you misunderstood. He and I…”

“It’s okay. The senior sisters and brothers inside the door all know about your relationship.”

“All… know?”

“Yeah, we didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but don’t worry, the senior sisters didn’t tell the master. They even envied you, Senior Sister Bai, for finding a Daoist companion.”

Liu glanced at Ye Anping’s face again and said with a smile, “But to be honest, that little Daoist friend is fair and good-looking, just a bit young.”

“Ah…” Bai Yuexin looked anxious and wanted to refute, but her words were incoherent.

After a moment of contemplation, she glanced at Ye Anping and simply nodded. “Okay, now that you all know… he is my Daoist companion.”

“???” Ye Anping, who had been eavesdropping, was left with a string of question marks above his head.

Ignoring him, Bai Yuexin continued, “Junior Sister Liu, what happened yesterday was my fault. I shouldn’t have left so suddenly.”

“It’s okay, there’s nothing wrong. Being knocked down in front of so many people, not to mention you, even I would feel down for several days.” Junior Sister Liu smiled, pulling Bai Yuexin towards the physical therapy hall. “By the way, your little Daoist companion has a shop in the market? What is he selling?”

“He’s offering physiotherapy.”

“Physiotherapy? What’s that?”

“I’ll have him help you experience it later. It’s very relaxing. Once you try it, you’ll definitely come back.”

“Great, I’ll take care of the business of your little Daoist companion.”

The other senior brother waved his hand, laughing, “I don’t need it.”

Bai Yuexin hurriedly added, “Senior Brother Chen, give it a try. It’s very beneficial for cultivation, more effective than elixirs, and not expensive.”

“Good for cultivation?” Senior Brother Chen raised his eyebrows, glancing at Ye Anping, “Little brother, I’ve never heard of this physiotherapy thing before…”

Ye Anping, with a face full of confusion, looked at Bai Yuexin and asked, “Senior Bai, why did you tell them I’m your Daoist companion?”

“Ah…” Bai Yuexin blushed and chuckled, “By the way, you probably don’t know what Daoist companions are, right? Sister, let me explain…”

“…”

“Daoist companions are people of the opposite sex who have slept in the same bed,” Bai Yuexin explained hesitantly, “So, we are considered Daoist companions now.”

“…”

Ye Anping sighed and said, “Senior Bai.”

“Huh? What’s wrong?”

“I know what Daoist companions are and even what dual cultivation is. Don’t think I look young. I am genuinely not that young.”

“Ah…” Bai Yuexin’s face turned red, and she looked away.

“Senior Bai…” Ye Anping narrowed his eyes, “You must have fallen in love with me, right?”

“Ah? Fall in love…” Bai Yuexin was startled, quickly changing the subject, “Okay, okay, let’s not talk about this anymore. Look, didn’t I bring you two guests?”

“…”

“Go get ready. When I return to Xuanxing Sect, I’ll recommend your store to my fellow disciples and bring them over in the future. With more customers, you won’t have to worry about promotion. I’ll help you advertise.”

“Then don’t say that I’m your Daoist companion,” Ye Anping rolled his eyes, “Remember to explain it clearly to those two seniors later. Let’s be clear.”

“Okay, okay, I will explain to them when I go back later.”

“Don’t go back to explain. Just do it now.”

“Alright, I’ll explain right away!”

“Um.”

Ye Anping sighed, then went back to the bedroom to change clothes.

Watching his back, Bai Yuexin smiled, then went to the physical therapy center to chat with her two senior brothers and sisters.

Comment

  1. Perv1 says:

    I remembered a saying. Let’s adapt it for this case:
    – Senior sister came to spread two things: legs and misinformation! As you can see, misinformation has already been spread.

    1. Youactuallystudied says:

      If bro insisted, she would have spread both

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