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The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix C441

Chapter 441: Protagonist, heart knot

Dong Dong Dong——!

Yun Jiujiu stepped on her tiny wooden clogs, making an earth-shattering step. Each step left a dent in the pavement bricks in front of the corridor of the side hall, which seemed to be extremely urgent.

Ye Anping, who was carried on her shoulders like a sack, felt like he was flying close to the ground.

Those who knew thought that Yun Jiujiu was taking him to comfort Feng Yudie, but those who didn’t know thought that Feng Yudie was dying and asked him to get a quality inspection stamp…

However, Ye Anping also struggled. He only thought about what Feng Yudie had just done through what his junior sister had just said, and let Yun Jiujiu carry him toward the market side hall with sparks and lightning.

After a while, Yun Jiujiu led him across half of the mountain and arrived at the middle peak of the Sword Sect. In front of a small hall that looked like a place dedicated to storing wine, she kicked open the double doors in front of the hall and flew in:

“Feng Yudie, I have arrested the man named Ye, please stop crying!!”

After saying this, Yun Jiujiu felt as if she had seen a ghost. Her previously irritable face suddenly froze, and she stood at the door with Ye Anping on her back.

Ye Anping, who was sitting on her shoulders and leaning forward, came to his senses at this moment and looked up into the room.

However, he saw that what Feng Yudie and Yun Jiujiu had just said were “snot and tears” were very different.

Feng Yudie was dressed in white and was sitting cross-legged in front of a table with three roast chickens. She took a chicken leg in each hand and stuffed it into her mouth. She saw Yun Jiujiu carrying Ye Anping and rushed to the hospital. When he came in, she seemed quite surprised, with doubts in her eyes.

Bo~~

She took out the chicken bones from her mouth, swallowed the meat into her stomach, looked at Ye Anping, and asked:

“Why did you bring Master Ye here?”

Yun Jiujiu was a little stunned. She gently put Ye Anping on the ground, walked over and put the two door panels that she had kicked away back on the door frame, and asked:

“Weren’t you crying so hard just now? I’ll catch him and come here to stop you from crying.”

As if she didn’t want to admit it, Feng Yudie curled her lips slightly:

“When did I cry…”

“Are you blinded by this? You just splashed all your snot and tears on my clothes, and you were still rolling on the ground.”

Feng Yudie scratched the back of her head and replied, “Are you drunk?”

“Hiss—I just drank two glasses of wine, I’m so drunk.”

“That’s just because you are blind…”

Feng Yudie showed her disapproval and continued eating the roast chicken. But after taking a bite, she pulled out another roast chicken leg and looked at Ye Anping:

“Young Master Ye… Do you want some too?”

Yun Jiujiu was suddenly speechless: “…”

Ye Anping looked at Yun Jiujiu, then at Feng Yudie, who was now pointing a chicken leg at him, and vaguely noticed a slight redness in the corners of Feng Yudie’s eyes.

So he thought for a while, looked at Yun Jiujiu, and asked:

“Miss Yun Er, have you drunk too much?”

Feng Yudie quickly echoed:

“You see, Young Master Ye also said the same thing…”

?

Yun Jiujiu always felt that she was being fooled by these two guys. One of them was making trouble, and the other was asking questions knowingly. She suddenly felt extremely unhappy and wanted to beat them both up.

But seeing Feng Yudie finally stop crying, she just gave them a blank look and waved her hand:

“Damn it, I’m looking for someone to drink with, so I won’t accompany you two little bitches.”

After saying that, she turned around and walked out of the house. With a slight kick of her clogs, the door she had installed closed with a “Snap”.

At this moment, the windows were closed tightly. Once the door was closed, the inside and outside of the house seemed to be separated into two worlds, and no sound of wind could come in.

Ye Anping stood at the entrance, watching Feng Yudie pause for a long time, then walked over, brought the chair, lifted his robe, sat cross-legged across from Feng Yudie’s table, took the roast chicken she handed over, and bit lightly:

“Hmm… Not bad, spicy.”

“Well, the roast chicken here in Sword Sect is very spicy. Jiujiu said that adding spicy food is very good for drinking…”

Feng Yudie lowered her eyes and nodded. She also took small bites of the roasted chicken and tore off the chicken skin. Seeing that Ye Anping seemed to like the roasted chicken there, she even pushed a plate in front of him.

The two faced each other without saying anything, each eating roast chicken. Unknowingly, Ye Anping also finished more than half of the plate of chicken in front of him, wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, and asked:

“So, why did you kiss my junior sister in front of my father’s red-crowned crane with 880,000 spiritual stones?”

“Hey hehe…” Feng Yudie smiled slightly awkwardly, “Junior Sister Pei told you…”

“Yes.”

“Well… My master said that if you kiss in front of the crane, the crane will pick up the child.”

Ye Anping raised his hand and pinched the bridge of his nose, shook his head feeling a little helpless, and asked

“Didn’t Yun Luo tell you where the child came from?”

“She said.”

“Then you are still thinking about…”

Feng Yudie interrupted firmly:

“But this is what my master said. Master told me that there are thousands of ways to find the Dao and none of them is wrong. Senior Sister Xiao told me that a man and a woman can give birth to children if they practice together. Why can’t we kiss each other face to face?”

This also stopped Ye Anping. He couldn’t help but ask himself: Yes, why?

But he soon realized that this question was similar to which comes first, the chicken or the egg.

Why do people give birth to both sexes?

There was no answer to this question, and the answer was not important.

What’s important was the obsession in Feng Yudie’s heart.

Ye Anping heard that Feng Yudie actually knew what was going on, but she would rather lie to herself than believe that Master Taixu had lied to her, even though it was just such an insignificant little lie.

Master Taixu’s position in Feng Yudie’s heart was so important that she had even become one with her Daoist heart.

Feng Yudie’s purpose of cultivating was still the same as before. She only cultivates because Master Taixu asked her to cultivate.

Once the image of Master Taixu in her heart collapsed, she would be lost in the path of immortality, so she would rather lie to herself than think that the master was lying to her.

The so-called inner demons were born from confusion.

Ye Anping couldn’t help but think of Feng Yudie in the game.

Feng Yudie was like this in the game, following Master Taixu on the path to immortality and cultivating hard. However, after meeting Xiao Yunluo, sharing life and death with her, and experiencing countless life crises, she finally walked out of Master Taixu’s path that was paved for her when she was young.

Just like him, the reason why he was walking on the path of immortality now was to protect Hundred Lotus Sect and Pei Lianxue.

Feng Yudie in the game was there to protect Xiao Yunluo and the girls who got stabbed by her…

Ye Anping thought about it for a while and answered bluntly:

“But the fact is that the crane will not send children.”

“…Maybe the way of kissing is wrong? Or maybe it’s not the kind of bald crane. I heard that there are those in the southern domain who are all white…”

Snap–

Ye Anping simply slapped the table a little harder and interrupted seriously:

“No, it means no!”

“…” Feng Yudie shrank her neck in fright, pursed her lips, and said, “I know, why are you so fierce…”

“Senior Sister Feng, if you continue like this, sooner or later you will have inner demons because of your master.”

“So, Master lied to me?”

“Well, at least she lied to you about this.”

Feng Yudie sniffed slightly, two large tears burst out of her eyes, and asked with sobs:

“Then what else did she lie to me about?”

“There are two types of lies in the world, one is kind and the other is malicious. Your master is the former. She just doesn’t want you to suffer from some stinky men like her.”

Feng Yudie gently scraped away the tears from the corners of her eyes with her index finger and nodded slightly:

“Um…”

“Stop crying, you are in your twenties, why are you still acting like a little girl?”

“Well… Suck-” Feng Yudie sniffed hard, “Then are you a stinky man or… A non-stinky man?”

?

Did you ask that?

Ye Anping was silent for a while, then simply stretched out his hand:

“…How about you smell it?”

He thought that it was just a joke, but unexpectedly Feng Yudie looked at his stretched-out hand and simply put the tip of her nose to it and nodded:

“Roast chicken smell.”

“…Isn’t this nonsense?”

Ye Anping rolled his eyes at her.

However, he suddenly saw Feng Yudie narrowing her eyes towards him, with two shallow dimples appearing next to her slightly oily lips, and that warm smile seemed to draw a line on his heartstrings with great amplitude.

Boom——

Ye Anping felt his heart tremble suddenly, and his eyes were attracted by Feng Yudie’s clear smile, and he couldn’t move away.

“It smells pretty good, hee——”

A warm current slowly descended from the chest, condensing on the spear…

“It seems like he poked her.” These four words suddenly caused ripples deep in Ye Anping’s heart.

But as a trace of saliva coated in chicken fat came down from the corner of his mouth, the ripples calmed down in an instant.

Feng Yudie sucked back the hazelnut from the corner of her mouth and giggled. Seeing that Ye Anping’s face suddenly turned red, she felt a little strange for a moment and asked:

“Zi Liu… Young Master Ye, why are you blushing?”

Ye Anping came to his senses in a hurry and raised his hands to cover his face. There was a somewhat complicated look in his eyes, but then he revealed a slightly wry smile.

At this moment, he inexplicably felt that the dog Heavenly Dao had done a good job of holding him back. He raised his eyes, looked at Feng Yudie’s charming face, and sighed slightly:

“Well…”

“What’s wrong?”

“Suddenly, I feel that you are quite beautiful.”

“?” Feng Yudie shrank her head and twisted her brows slightly, “I don’t want to do this, but… Hehe~ This fairy is naturally beautiful, of course, she is beautiful.”

“Haha… Eat your a**.”

“Hmm…” Feng Yudie lowered her eyes and thought for a moment, then looked at Ye Anping’s face and asked, “Young Master Ye, you don’t seem to have lied to me…”

Ye Anping thought for a while and answered ambiguously:

“I can’t remember clearly, maybe I was deceived.”

“When?”

“Who knows…”

Yeah, who knows…

Feng Yudie secretly answered in her heart, and her golden eyes returned to their usual brilliance. She grabbed the roast chicken in front of her and started to eat it. While eating, she said:

“By the way, Junior Sister Pei’s face is so tender… It feels like chicken skin when kissed.”

?

It’s not like I’ve never been kissed before… No, I was almost led astray by her.

Ye Anping’s eyes twitched slightly: “You want to tell me this?”

“Laugh–”

Seeing Feng Yudie’s playful face, Ye Anping raised his hand and pinched her cheek, turning her 180 degrees, but Feng Yudie retaliated and pinched his face this time.

“Hiss–”

“Young Master Ye, let go first.”

“You first…”

And he didn’t know if Feng Yudie turned some strange switch or something, but Xiao Tian suddenly poked his head out of Ye Anping’s forehead, with a look on his face as if he had just woken up:

“Um? Anping, what’s wrong…”

But seeing the two of them pinching each other’s faces, Xiao Tian was stunned for a moment, then covered his mouth and snickered:

“Hey, hey, Anping, Yudie, you guys…”

“Shut up!” “Xiao Tian shut up.”

“Oh…”

The clouds were rolling in the night sky, and a ray of morning light unknowingly illuminated the Sword Sect’s mountains that had been covered with snow.

Yun Jiujiu found a few Sword Sect disciples to drink with her all night. She sneaked over to take a look in the morning and saw the two of them sleeping “Peacefully” directly on the ground. She was relieved and didn’t call them at all. She asked the maid from the Sword Sect to come in and tidy up gently, covered them both with quilts and then went back to her Sword Wine Peak to sleep.

————

Two days passed quickly.

Boom——!!

A distant bell woke up to a new day in Yishui Peak.

The flower window was half-opened, and the sunrise and morning light, accompanied by the chirping of birds, shone on the window lattice of the apse that was alone in the corner of Yunyi Mansion.

Yun Yiyi put on a new set of clothes, gently opened the door, walked to the bed, reached out, and shook the shoulders of Xiao Yunluo, who was still lying on the bed.

“Young Master Xiao? Young Master Xiao…”

Xiao Yunluo woke up leisurely and felt that her head was extremely dizzy. She slowly stood up and looked at Yun Yiyi beside the bed, and sucked the hair from the corner of her mouth:

“Suck—Miss Yun, is it dawn yet?”

Yun Yiyi looked a little apologetic. When she drank with Xiao Yunluo two days ago, she didn’t expect Xiao Yunluo to be so drunk, but after a bottle of wine, she fell asleep straight away.

Although the wine was indeed quite strong, she brought it out, especially from the Sword Sect’s treasure house. It was said that Grandpa Yun brewed it when he was a child and had kept it sealed until now.

“Well, it’s daybreak. Young Master Ye asked me to call you. He said that he would be leaving soon. Master Fu Xuan and the others have already packed up.”

“Ah?” Xiao Yunluo sat up blankly, “Didn’t Anping say he would rest in the Sword Sect for three days? He also said he would go shopping with us at Sword Sect Market…”

Yun Yiyi pursed her lips, thought for a while, and asked:

“Uh… Don’t you remember, Master Xiao? Didn’t we go there yesterday? We also bought a lot of things.”

“?”

“Look at this…” Yun Yiyi took out a pair of bracelets from her storage bag, “This was given to me by Anping when we went shopping together yesterday.”

“…”

Xiao Yunluo looked at the pair of bracelets with a confused look on her face. She remembered that she and Yun Yiyi had been drinking for a while, and then it was now. Could it be that she had lost her memory?

“I… I have no impression.”

“Sister Pei and I had some drinks with you yesterday. Okay, ~ Anping asked me to call you. I’ll fetch water for you, wash your face, and get ready to go.”

Although Xiao Yunluo didn’t know what was going on, after thinking about it, she felt that it was not a big deal, so she nodded and moved her legs out of the bed, stretched out, and with the help of Yun Yiyi, she took care of her face and raised her head. After wrapping up her dragon horns, she went to the market and met with Ye Anping and others.

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