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The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix C90

Chapter 90: Reading it with the spirit makes it lifelike

Feng Yudie looked at Ye Anping walking out of the yard, and her expression instantly became dull.

Where was her beautiful senior sister? How did it become her brother-in-law?

After rubbing her eyes and confirming that it was really Ye Anping, Feng Yudie suddenly looked embarrassed,

“Oh~ It’s Young Master Ye. I haven’t seen you for a few months. You’ve also advanced in cultivation… huh!”

?

Having said this, Feng Yudie was stunned for a moment, and suddenly a question mark stood up above her head, and her eyebrows twisted up as if she didn’t believe it. She released her spiritual consciousness to check Ye Anping repeatedly.

Ye Anping was a little overwhelmed by the sweep of her consciousness. He frowned slightly, raised his right hand, and snapped his fingers, flicking her consciousness back, and interrupted,

“Can you please stop scanning me so many times with your spiritual consciousness? No matter how many times you scan, I have advanced in cultivation.”

Feng Yudie shook her head, took back her consciousness, and asked with a puzzled look on her face,

“But last time we met, weren’t you at the fifth level of Qi refining?”

“It happened by chance.”

“So…”

Feng Yudie nodded hesitantly and asked, “Then why did you become Senior Sister Xiao’s companion?”

“It’s still because of chance.”

“What a chance…”

Feng Yudie nodded, then glanced at Xiao Yunluo next to her, and a strange smile suddenly appeared on her face.

?

Ye Anping didn’t understand the meaning of her smile, and just when he was about to ask, Feng Yudie ran over and grabbed his sleeve.

“Senior Sister Xiao, Master Ye, and I have a few words.”

When Xiao Yunluo heard this, her eyebrows twisted slightly, but she couldn’t find a reason to stop her, so she didn’t say anything.

Feng Yudie pulled Ye Anping a little further away, then put her arm around his shoulders, making him bend down slightly, and looked at him and giggled twice,

“Hey hey hey…”

Ye Anping was confused,

“What?”

Feng Yudie’s eyebrows curved into a crescent moon, looking at him with a funny smile,

“Master Ye, why don’t we make a deal?”

“What deal?”

“It’s just… I help you get closer to Senior Sister Xiao, and you promise to let me be with Junior Sister Pei. How about that?”

“Young Master Ye, I really like Junior Sister Pei, and Junior Sister Pei also really likes me. As the saying goes, lovers will eventually get married. As a senior brother, don’t interfere…”

Ye Anping frowned deeply, wondering if this girl ran into his junior sister’s spirit-gathering formation and manipulated her when he was building the foundation. Therefore, the junior sister didn’t finish building the foundation at this moment?

For a moment, there was a hint of suspicion in his eyes, and he confirmed,

“Does my  junior sister really like you?”

Feng Yudie nodded her head and argued,

“Yes, yes. Before, Junior Sister Pei praised me for looking good in her old clothes. Moreover, before building the foundation, Junior Sister Pei was also concerned about whether I had any foundation-building materials. She spent a lot of spiritual stones to buy me good foundation-building materials.”

“…”

Hearing this, Ye Anping’s eyebrows relaxed slightly. He thought for a while and showed an expression of disbelief.

“Really!”

“Hehe… It’s true! Junior Sister Pei likes me.” Feng Yudie smiled and nodded, then blinked her watery eyes, “So… Young Master Ye, you see… I will swear to be good to Junior Sister Pei all my life. If you only like her, you just agree~ okay~?”

“Not good.”

Ye Anping smiled in response, then reverted to his expressionless demeanour. He gently removed the hand resting on his shoulder, turned, and headed back towards the triple courtyard to resume cleaning.

“Ah… Young Master Ye…”

“…”

“Sigh…”

Feng Yudie felt a bit disappointed, sighing softly. She wondered if her brother-in-law or elder brother’s favorability towards her hadn’t increased enough. After all, they had cooperated well the last time.

Meanwhile, Xiao Tian emerged from her soul realm. Unlike its usual energetic self, it now seemed a bit groggy, as if just waking up.

After stretching lazily on Feng Yudie’s head, it rubbed its eyes. “Ha~~~ Yudie, congratulations on establishing the foundation…”

Not showing much joy, Feng Yudie replied, “He mentioned coming across some opportunity and is now studying with Senior Sister Xiao.”

“Opportunity! Studying!”

Xiao Tian noticed Ye Anping walking towards Xiao Yunluo’s courtyard, and a sudden realisation hit. It felt concerned for Feng Yudie – “Your perfect match is going to run away with someone else!”

“Yudie, how could you let him stay with that Xiao girl? He’s your future Daoist companion!”

“?”

Feng Yudie was puzzled for a moment, then simply ignored Xiao Tian’s concerns, rolling her eyes.

Later, she waved to Xiao Yunluo and said, “Senior Sister Xiao, I’ll head back first~~.”

“Yudie! What are you doing? Listen to me… Go and chase after him!”

Ignoring Xiao Tian’s attempts to get its attention, Feng Yudie turned and walked back to her courtyard.

Back in the house, Ye Anping found himself in a dazed state. There was a moment when he almost took something from his storage bag to hit Feng Yudie on the head.

Reflecting on that emotional outburst, Ye Anping scolded himself. “Don’t let emotions take over the mind, be rational at all times.” He reminded himself of this principle, a lesson learned from calling her junior sister since childhood.

Even if Feng Yudie hadn’t clarified, he should have known immediately that his junior sister couldn’t have romantic feelings for her.

“Hey, lost my temper.”

Ye Anping made a mental note of this incident to avoid such mistakes in the future and continued cleaning the house. As he squatted down to pick up scattered items on the floor, he unexpectedly found a book tucked under an empty pill bottle.

The cover of the book boldly displayed four large characters,

— Immortal Palace Erotic Illustrations —

If he understood correctly, this should be the one…

Everything in this place should belong to Xiao Yunluo, so this book should be hers as well.

Was she actually looking at this?

Ye Anping turned his head, glancing in the direction of the door, and observed Xiao Yunluo heading towards his room. After hesitating for a moment, he pulled the book from under the pill bottle and held it in his hand.

“Sigh–“

He blew away the dust on the cover and gently opened the first page. There was only one sentence written on it,

“Read it with your soul. It’s lifelike.”

“What does it mean to ‘read it with the spirit and make it lifelike’?”

Ye Anping furrowed his brow slightly, continued flipping through a few pages, and briefly scanned the content. As he suspected, this was an erotic album. For him, the characters in this album were challenging to get excited about. However, thinking about the sentence on the first page, he hesitated for a moment, pointed his sword, and attempted to infuse a bit of spiritual energy into the book. Then, his perception of cultivator adult literature was instantly refreshed.

After infusing spiritual energy into the book, the static ink-drawn figures on each page transformed directly into dynamic images. Although due to the artistic skill, the entire book was still challenging to appreciate, but…

biu—

Two drops of ink flew directly from the pages, landed on the ground, and quickly disappeared.

“…”

Ye Anping looked at the book in silence for a long time, then decisively withdrew his spiritual power and closed the cover. He didn’t know how to evaluate this book. However, he suddenly recalled the lessons taught by the elders of the Hundred Lotus Sect.

The sect had similar courses where elders educated maids and handymen above the age of six on relevant knowledge. The teachings were quite basic, covering topics like “take care of your own body” and “men and women should not be intimate.”

He had attended such classes with his junior sister before. Now, his junior sister had come of age, and it was time to educate her on these details. Although it might not be applicable to her, there could be situations in the future when they go out together.

Later, when his junior sister inquired, it would be challenging for him to explain. Moreover, the content of this book was just right, with nothing particularly unusual.

It might be a good idea to give this book to his junior sister, allowing her to read and learn on her own. It could also serve as a gift for her mature age—a very meaningful one.

“Hmm…”

After some thought, Ye Anping took the book and headed towards Xiao Yunluo’s bedroom.

Thud, thud—

“Senior Sister Xiao.”

“What’s the matter?” Xiao Yunluo’s voice came from the room. “Don’t come in!”

“Um… I found a book. Can you sell it to me or lend it to me?”

“Book? Wait a moment.”

Xiao Yunluo, partially dressed, paused, glanced at the bedroom door, then quickly finished dressing, tied her belt, and walked over to open the door.

“What book is it? If you want it… just… just… just…”

It was as if a tape recorder had jammed. As Xiao Yunluo opened the door and saw the “Illustrated Tales of the Immortal Palace” in Ye Anping’s hand, her voice became softer, and her cheeks reddened.

“That’s it. I just found it when I was clearing out the clutter.”

“…”

Xiao Yunluo averted her gaze, and after a moment of silence, she spoke, “This isn’t mine.”

“Can I take it then?”

“Well, it’s up to you.” Xiao Yunluo nodded. After some thought, she quickly feigned curiosity and asked, “By the way, what’s this book about? I haven’t read it.”

“…”

“I really haven’t read it. Why are you staring at me?”

“It’s nothing.” Ye Anping was somewhat helpless but didn’t reveal anything. He said, “It’s just some interesting stories.”

“Interesting… stories!”

“Um.”

“Oh… then you can take it…”

“Thank you.” Ye Anping saluted with clasped fists.

Xiao Yunluo slowly closed her bedroom door, took a deep breath, and then—

Spin, jump, close her eyes.

She leaped onto her bed, buried her face in the pillow, and vigorously tapped the bedboard with her hands and feet.

Wu wu wu—wu wa! I can’t face anyone!!”

Listening to the commotion inside the room, Ye Anping shook his head and chuckled.

Most likely, Xiao Yunluo wouldn’t come out of her bedroom today. And today, he didn’t have to worry about Xiao Yunluo sneaking a peek at him while he bathed.

After tidying up the house again, Ye Anping went to the bamboo grove outside the triple courtyard and practised swordplay for a while. Later, feeling reassured, he went to the bathhouse for a shower. Before bedtime, he knocked on Xiao Yunluo’s door to strengthen her sense of shame.

Thud, thud—

“Senior Sister Xiao, I’m going to sleep.”

“…Ah… oh… oh!!! I know.”

“Good night.”

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